CNN reports that Volkswagen has appointed the head of Porsche to be its new CEO after a scandal in which the company admitted it may have programmed software so about 11 million of its vehicles will pass emission tests they… Read More ›
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Whole Foods Press Release: “we love you.”
Whole Foods Market issued a press release in which its Executive Vice-President of Operations, David Lannon said: “We are looking forward to deepening our connections with customers and saying ‘thank you’ and ‘we love you’ during this special Love Fest… Read More ›
CBC: Conservative Party Of Canada Won’t Answer Whether It Buys Facebook Likes
CBC reports that it reached out to all four major political parties in Canada, asking whether they buy Facebook likes, and the Liberals, Greens, and NDP said they do not buy Facebook likes. When the CBC asked the Conservative Party… Read More ›
McDonald’s Says No To Burger King’s “McWhopper” Idea.
CNN reports that Burger King asked McDonald’s to combine its burgers into a new item to be sold at a pop-up restaurant for World Peace Day. McDonald’s reportedly said “no,” but other companies have agreed to participate in some sort… Read More ›
Consumer Reports Rates Tesla Car 103 Out Of 100
Time reports that Consumer Reports has given the new Tesla Model S P85D a rating of 103 out of 100. As we are all about helping consumer reporting organizations out, here are: 3 Slogans We Propose For Consumer Reports Consumer… Read More ›
Is This Really Where Canada’s Prime Minister Wants You To Stand?
The following is a Facebook ad from Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper seeking reelection: We have Three Questions That Arise From The Above Ad… Is the Prime Minister advocating standing in a boat? Is there somewhere that telling people to stand… Read More ›
Breaking News: Trump Said Something
Last night, Donald Trump held his first Presidential bid town hall Q&A. CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News all aired the meeting, with commercial breaks often inserted midway through points by Mr. Trump. 3 Slogans We Propose For These Three News… Read More ›
Costco Sends Letter With Funnier Organic Food Labeling Correction Strategy Than Whole Foods
We recently wrote about Whole Foods’ response to allegations that the company sold items at New York stores with labels indicating inaccurate weights. Their apparent strategy was to apologize. Yawn! Let’s see what Costco did in a similar situation… We… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Caesars Casinos If They Go Bankrupt
Reuters reports that following an unfavorable judge ruling, Caesars Entertainment Corp may be forced into bankruptcy. Since we are all about helping companies, here are 3 slogans we propose for the company. 1. The House Always Wins: Unless You’re Caesar’s… Read More ›
We Have 3 Better Names For Tesla’s “Ludicrous Mode”
Zacks reports that Tesla Motors announced today a new version of its model S electric car featuring “Ludicrous mode” which goes zero to 60 in under 3 seconds. Here are 3 names we’d rather see… 1. Ludacris Mode – tells… Read More ›
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