Complex reports that the Oxford Dictionaries has named the Emoji with tears coming out of its eyes and a smile the “Word of the Year.” Three Better Headlines For This Story “Obsolete Dictionary Maker Does Something Lame That Hopefully Goes… Read More ›
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Consumer Reports Rates Tesla Car 103 Out Of 100
Time reports that Consumer Reports has given the new Tesla Model S P85D a rating of 103 out of 100. As we are all about helping consumer reporting organizations out, here are: 3 Slogans We Propose For Consumer Reports Consumer… Read More ›
Some Psychologists Just Said Your Selfie Probably Makes You A Terrible Person
MarketWatch reports that two new studies indicate that people who post more selfies on social media are likely to have the dark triad of character traits: narcissism, Machiavellianism, and psychopathy. 3 Comments We Imagine Readers Would Post If The Above… Read More ›
New York Stock Exchange And United Airlines Shut Down On Same Day Due To Tech Issues. Here’s A Conversation We Imagine Resulted!
Fox News reports that all United Airlines planes were temporarily grounded for a few hours today, followed by the New York Stock Exchange halting trading of all stocks listed there due to technical issues. Oh, and the Wall Street Journal… Read More ›
Oh Great, MasterCard May Lead To More Selfies
Americans.org reports that MasterCard is testing selfies to authenticate payments. The user will reportedly have to blink at a certain time so that the biometric test can verify that a real person is looking at the camera, instead of a… Read More ›
Google Has Funny Definition of “Unsend”
ArsTechnica reports that Google has introduced an optional “unsend” button for its Gmail users. How does it work? When you hit “send” it doesn’t really send the message, and waits five to thirty seconds, during which time you can click… Read More ›
3 Ways To Help Radio Stations Survive When Apple Beats Radio One Goes Live
On June 30, Apple is launching Beats Radio One in over 100 countries. Have no fear, local radio DJs. We’ve consulted your radio predecessors who prevailed over television, 8-Track players, and Microsoft’s Zune and have some tips to ensure you… Read More ›
3 More Lengthy Password Reminder Questions We Would Guess
Yesterday we wrote about a study indicating that lying on your pSsword reminders may make your account easier to hack. Here are 3 more answers we guess some of you are using. 1. Mother’s Maiden name = maiden. (That would… Read More ›
Time To Change Yout First Born’s Name From “Bart Simpson”
CBC reports that a recent study indicates giving fake answers to password reminder questions may actually make your online accounts easier to hack. That’s in part because people are picking easy to guess fake answers. 3 Easy To Guess Very… Read More ›
Those Tattoos Of Your Heart Beating May Be Screwing Up Your Apple Watch
Marketwatch reports that Apple Watch may be misreading the heart rate of people with tattoos on their wrists. 3 Tattoos We Suggest You May Want To Avoid 1. Tattoo of an Apple Watch. Probably not the best way to show… Read More ›
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