CNN reports that a Mountain View, California police-officer pulled over a self-driving car, with no driver for driving too slowly. Specifically the car was driving 24 mph in a 35 mph zone, with a passenger, who apparently got a lecture,… Read More ›
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Company Improves Wifi On Planes
Yahoo Finance reports that a company called GoGo demonstrated on a test flight that its in-flight WiFi system can handle data intensive services like FaceTime, Netflix, and YouTube. 3 Slogans We Recommend For Inflight WiFi Finally, you can watch Netflix… Read More ›
13-Year-Old Retires From Toy Testing Job
CNN reports that Toys ‘R’ Us Canadian Chief Play officer is retiring at the age of 13. The job apparently involves playing with toys and evaluating them for adult executives who apparently think kids still play with board games instead… Read More ›
CNN: “Trump talks Clinton’s ‘massive’ new hairdo”
CNN reports that Donald Trump commented on Hillary Clinton’s new hairdo, calling it massive. 3 Slogans We Propose For The Donald Trump Campaign Making America Great Again, By Insulting Everyone. Making America Great Again By Not Returning To Decades When… Read More ›
Crab Restaurant Testing No Tipping
CNN reports that Joe’s Crab Shack is testing a “no tipping” policy in a few restaurants. Reportedly the restaurants will increase food prices 12-15% and the move will “reduce labor costs.” 3 New Names We Propose For Joe’s Crab Shack… Read More ›
3 Observations About Starbucks Red Coffee Cup
CNN reports that apparently people on the internet and Donald Trump are angry that a seasonal Starbucks coffee cup doesn’t say “Merry Christmas.” 3 Observations About This Story If you are angry about something so trivial, you are probably drinking… Read More ›
Target Will Be Open On Thanksgiving; Staples To Remain Closed
CNN reports for the second year in a row, Target will open at 6:00 p.m. on Thanksgiving. Other retailers, like Staples have elected to remain closed. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Staples is closed? Really? Is there anyone… Read More ›
Trump SNL: Where Were The Jokes?
Donald Trump hosted Saturday Night Live last night. As we wrote yesterday, Trump reportedly asked the show to cut some risqué jokes that may offend Iowa voters. So what we got were a bunch of sketches that seemed like Trump… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For SNL After Trump Rejects Skits For Iowa Voters
CNN reports that Donald Trump has rejected some skits for tonight’s SNL episode he will be hosting because they are too risqué for Iowa voters. Here are 3 slogans we propose for the show: SNL: We Don’t Want To Risk… Read More ›
Google To Scan Gmail Emails and Suggest Replies… We Have Some Replies We’d Like To See…
CNN reports that a new Gmail feature will scan emails and suggest replies, because let’s face it, you’re too lazy to have it any other way. 3 Optional Gmail Responses We’d Like To See To The Question: “What do you… Read More ›
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