Oreos are shaking things up with a new flavor – we have some suggestions of our own. Hillary Clinton-eos. Two delicious cookies with anything in between deleted – as allowed by law! Bernie Sanders-eos. There the same great Oreos you… Read More ›
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3 More Flavors Of Oreos We Predict Will Be Released
Yesterday, we wrote about the folks at Oreos shaking things up by introducing a new flavor. Here are 3 more flavours we predict may be on shelves soon… Ben Carson-eos – These contain the maximum amount of sugar allowed under… Read More ›
3 New Oreo Flavors We Predict
CNN reports a new flavor of Oreos is hitting stores: cinnamon bun. Since we’re all about helping giant “food” companies, here are the 3 flavors we predict may hit shelves… Sarah Palin-eos – filled with the great taste of shredded… Read More ›
3 Reasons We Suspect Sarah Palin Endorsed Donald Trump
1. Since Putin seems to like Trump, this will will make her backyard barbecues more exciting when Putin strolls over from the Russian part of her backyard to the Alaskan part. 2. Foiled again by a gotcha question: “Who will… Read More ›
Ted Cruz Supporter Making Donald Trump Look Good
On CNN’s Erin Burnett Outfront tonight, a Ted Cruz supporter explained how Trump is a bad choice because he supported the bailout of banks during the 2008 financial crisis, unlike Ted Cruz. Burnett pointed out that all of the banks… Read More ›
McDonald’s Serving Chocolate Covered French Fries In Japan
CNN reports that in an effort to improve sales, McDonald’s is bringing chocolate-covered French fries to Japan. Since we’re all about helping giant corporations, here are: 3 New Slogans We Propose For McDonald’s “Our new product department now being run… Read More ›
Since Fox Seems Out Of Ideas, We Have 3 For It
The LA Times reports that in addition to returning the X-Files, Fox plans on reviving 24 and Prison Break. As some of you might recall in Prison Break, the characters broke out of prison and got thrown back in a… Read More ›
3 Explanations As To Why Stock Market Is Falling
Yahoo Finance reports that the Dow Jones Industrial Average has fallen 1,400 points since trading began in 2016. Why is this happening? We have 3 theories: Hey, the Dow has fallen 11% since Donald Trump announced his candidacy in June…. Read More ›
3 Arguments That We’d Like To See In Natural Born Citizen Case
A Texas man reportedly has started a lawsuit to try to get the Courts to determine the definition of “Natural Born Citizen,” a requirement to be President under the U.S. Constitution. Since we’re all about pointing out the silliness of… Read More ›
Math Genius: Don’t Buy Every Powerball Ticket
Earlier this week, CNN reported that a math professor said not to be tempted to buy all 292 million combinations of Powerball tickets because although the tickets would have only cost $584 million, you would likely have had to share the… Read More ›
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