1. Since Putin seems to like Trump, this will will make her backyard barbecues more exciting when Putin strolls over from the Russian part of her backyard to the Alaskan part. 2. Foiled again by a gotcha question: “Who will… Read More ›
Month: January 2016
Ted Cruz Supporter Making Donald Trump Look Good
On CNN’s Erin Burnett Outfront tonight, a Ted Cruz supporter explained how Trump is a bad choice because he supported the bailout of banks during the 2008 financial crisis, unlike Ted Cruz. Burnett pointed out that all of the banks… Read More ›
McDonald’s Serving Chocolate Covered French Fries In Japan
CNN reports that in an effort to improve sales, McDonald’s is bringing chocolate-covered French fries to Japan. Since we’re all about helping giant corporations, here are: 3 New Slogans We Propose For McDonald’s “Our new product department now being run… Read More ›
GOP Pulls Debate From NBC, Moves It To CNN
CNN reports that the GOP has moved the GOP’s Super Tuesday debate from NBC to CNN after complaints of CNBC’s (a unit of NBC) moderation of a GOP debate last year. The RNC committee chair had this to say: “While… Read More ›
Since Fox Seems Out Of Ideas, We Have 3 For It
The LA Times reports that in addition to returning the X-Files, Fox plans on reviving 24 and Prison Break. As some of you might recall in Prison Break, the characters broke out of prison and got thrown back in a… Read More ›
3 Explanations As To Why Stock Market Is Falling
Yahoo Finance reports that the Dow Jones Industrial Average has fallen 1,400 points since trading began in 2016. Why is this happening? We have 3 theories: Hey, the Dow has fallen 11% since Donald Trump announced his candidacy in June…. Read More ›
3 Arguments That We’d Like To See In Natural Born Citizen Case
A Texas man reportedly has started a lawsuit to try to get the Courts to determine the definition of “Natural Born Citizen,” a requirement to be President under the U.S. Constitution. Since we’re all about pointing out the silliness of… Read More ›
Math Genius: Don’t Buy Every Powerball Ticket
Earlier this week, CNN reported that a math professor said not to be tempted to buy all 292 million combinations of Powerball tickets because although the tickets would have only cost $584 million, you would likely have had to share the… Read More ›
Playboy Mansion For Sale, But Hugh Hefner Will Continue To Live There
The Toronto Star reports that the Playboy Mansion is for sale with an asking price of $200 million. A condition of the sale is that Hugh Hefner gets to continue to live there. Since we are all about helping real… Read More ›
3 Point Summary Of The State Of The Union
For those of you who do not have time to watch the State of the Union Address, we have three points to summarize the State of the Union that we anticipate the President to use tonight. America and its fashions… Read More ›
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