Donald Trump is speaking in a stadium in Mobile, Alabama, live on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. He is wearing a red cap, which we assume is his outdoor-avoid-a-combover-blowing-in-the-wind cap. In his speech, he pointed out that Americans get nothing… Read More ›
Month: August 2015
Breaking News: Trump Said Something
Last night, Donald Trump held his first Presidential bid town hall Q&A. CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News all aired the meeting, with commercial breaks often inserted midway through points by Mr. Trump. 3 Slogans We Propose For These Three News… Read More ›
Enjoy Your Apple Watch Courtesy Of Major League Baseball, Ed Yost. Now Don’t Use It To Access Data.
MarketWatch reports that Major League Baseball gave the Kansas City Royals Manager, Ed Yost an Apple Watch for managing the AL team in the All-Star Game. And then MLB staff phoned him during last night’s Royals game to make sure… Read More ›
Thanks For Beating The Yankees. You May Now Return To The Minor Leagues.
The Toronto Blue Jays demoted pitcher Drew Hutchison to AAA Buffalo on Monday, a day after he beat the Yankees, raising his record to 12-2. At the time, twelve wins was good enough to be tied for sixth in the… Read More ›
Donald Trump and Drunk Uncle Called For Jury Duty in New York
Fox News reports that Donald Trump and SNL cast member Bobby Moynihan were called for jury duty at a New York City Courthouse. Imagine seeing those two on the same jury. Then imagine both of them deciding your fate! 4… Read More ›
3 New Vacations We Propose For Americans As “Summer Fridays” Decline
Yahoo Finance reports that only 8% of Americans get extra free days off during the summer, including Fridays (known as “Summer Fridays!”) Anyway, here are 3 new holidays we propose in light of the new apparent holiday decline… Summer “Trump”… Read More ›
3 Questions We Have About Self-Driving Cars
USA Today reports that Apple joins Google, Tesla, Mercedes, and other car makers in testing self-driving cars. If the operating system for the Apple self-driving car crashes, what secret combination of buttons will we have to press to reset the… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For HBO’s Sesame Street
Yesterday, we wrote about Sesame Street moving its first-run episodes to HBO. PBS will still show episodes, but they will air about nine months later. Since we are about helping Muppets, here are 3 slogans we propose for HBO’s Sesame… Read More ›
Now That Sesame Street Will Be On HBO, Here Are Three Shows We’d Like To See
CNN reports that for financial reasons, Sesame Street is headed to HBO. More episodes will air on HBO than previously on PBS, and after nine months, the episodes will air on PBS. As this all unfolds, here are 3 shows… Read More ›
Every home team won in baseball last night. Just like a kids soccer game.
Yahoo reports that for the first time in Major League Baseball history, all 15 home teams won last night. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story But did every level in the stadium win the local-advertiser Jumbotron race? Because, if… Read More ›
