CTV reports that a small town in Alberta called Taber has banned swearing, spitting, and yelling between the hours of 11:00 p.m. and 7:00 a.m. 3 Unwritten Laws We Suspect Might Follow From This 1. “No yelling to summons nearby… Read More ›
Month: March 2015
Whoops – Ireland Accidenatlly Legalizes Crystal Meth and Ecstasy For A Day…
Yahoo reports that Ireland has scrambled to pass a new law to reverse the effect of an appellate court decision that reportedly accidentally legalized crystal meth and ecstasy. Part of the problem arose because this type of “undelete button” law… Read More ›
Apple Introduces Device To Help People Not Pay Attention At Meetings
Apple officially unveiled its new watch today. We rate three features: 1. The ability to read texts, emails, Tweets, and pretty much everything else you check on your phone while sitting in meetings, school, weddings, and anywhere else that requires… Read More ›
Museums World Wide Banning Selfie Sticks
Yahoo News Digest reports that museums in Paris, including the Louvre are moving toward banning selfie sticks to avoid tourists accidentally damaging art. The Smithsonian, MOMA, and National Gallery of Australia have already banned the sticks. 3 Observations About This… Read More ›
Apple to unveil Apple Watch on Monday. Here Are 3 Features We’d Like To See…
1. App that laughs at $30,000 watches that only tell time. (Said $30,000 watches will retaliate by blinding the Apple Watch using the sun and their diamond-encrusted bands. Then they will run away to pawn shops crying little diamond tears.)… Read More ›
Snuggie Scandal!
The Associated Press reports that the company that makes Snuggies (the blanket with sleeves!) has entered an eight-million dollar settlement with the FTC after allegedly deceptive marketing practices. Allegedly, buy-one-get-one free Snuggie offers apparently weren’t so free when customers got… Read More ›
Room Service For Mary Smith!
Five Thirty Eight reports that Chelsea Clinton, who checks into hotels under the name “Diane Reynolds” could have picked a more common name. Specifically, the authors argue that there are approximately 8 Chelsea Clintons in America; 279 Diane Reynolds; and… Read More ›
Fox Business News Has Interesting Concept Of “Worst Customer Service”
Fox Business News reports that an American Airlines flight that normally takes 50 minutes between Dallas and Oklahoma City took 10 hours… due to weather delays. According to the report, the passengers were allowed to leave the plane for the… Read More ›
Canadians Asked To Stop Doodling On Five Dollar Bills To Create Spock Look-Alike
The Timmins Press reports that the Bank of Canada has asked Canadians to stop “Spocking” five dollar bills. Specifically, using a pen, artistic Canadians have been able to draw a new haircut and eyebrows of former Canadian Prime Minister Wilfred… Read More ›
Men Try To Build “Man Cave” In Public Park
Yahoo News Digest reports that a mystery tunnel found in a Toronto park near a future venue of the Pan Am games turns out to be a man cave built by two 20-something men who apparently had no idea you… Read More ›
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