Reuters reports that a prank caller under the influence of drugs and alcohol was able to call British Prime Minister David Cameron’s Blackberry. The prankster allegedly impersonated a British official and convinced whoever you have to convince to give him… Read More ›
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3 Slogans We Propose For Trendy Bar Located In Former Public Restaurant
Kentish Towner reports that a new bar in Britain has opened in a former underground public restroom. The bar’s name is “Ladies and Gentlemen.” We’re not certain if it has a slogan, but here are 3 we propose. 1. “Yes,… Read More ›
Just Another Slow Not The Worst News Week Where Wasps Catch A Thief
QMI Agency reports that a Leeds, England man was arrested after stealing a fish tank, and while on the run with his fish tank he had a bit of a mishap. Specifically, he had to go to the bathroom, and urinated… Read More ›
Perhaps A Boring 7 Hour Train Movie Will Make You Forget You Are On A Boring Plane
CNN reports that British Airways is adding a new “boring” movie to its in-flight viewing options: specifically a movie, featuring no commentary, of a train entitled “The Seven Hour Train Journey to Oslo.” 3 Ways To Make This Movie Seem… Read More ›
Mashed Potatoes Close U.K. Highway
QMI agency reports that a U.K highway was closed Saturday after a truck “shed its load” of instant mashed potatoes. 3 Worse Uses Of Instant Mashed Potatoes 1. To block and close a bridge leading out of New Jersey, with… Read More ›
Riddles For The Facebookers Who Converted Their Profile Pics To Giraffes After Getting Riddles Wrong
Yesterday we wrote about a riddle being shared on Facebook, in which people who get the riddle wrong, acknowledge their error by converting their Facebook profile pics to a giraffe. As quoted yesterday, according to CNN, the riddle goes like… Read More ›
3 Less Timely Things You Could Tattoo On Your Body Than Twilight Images
Yesterday we wrote about a 52 year-old British woman who has covered her body in £8,500 worth of Twilight-related tattoos, and projects reaching £25,000. Here are three less timely things she could tattoo on her body: 1. Tattoo removal instructions for Twilight tattoos. 2…. Read More ›
The Only Thing Harder Than Watching Twilight Movies Is Reading An Article About A Woman With Her Body Covered In Twilight Tattoos… Which Is Why We Did It For You!
The Mail reports, in an article that was very long and tedious to read, that a 52 year-old woman has covered her body in £8,500 worth of Twilight-related tattoos, and projects reaching £25,000. It all began when the woman’s friend gave her… Read More ›
Study Says Jerks Drive Certain Brands Of Cars.
Marketwatch reports that two studies from the U.K. and U.S. indicate that BMW drivers are more likely to be jerks than drivers of other brands of cars. Specifically, BMW drivers were found to be less likely to stop for pedestrians… Read More ›
Can’t Toast This. Stop, Handcuff Time!
The Toronto Sun reports that Firefighters in London, England say that the Fifty Shades of Grey book series may be responsible for a spike of people winding up in “handcuff mishaps.” Here’s a quote from the article: “In the past three… Read More ›
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