Last night, CNN’s Erin Burnett interviewed a wildlife biologist who stated that when you are in an ocean, whether it be off the beaches of Maui, New York, or the Jersey Shore, you are “usually never more than 100 yards… Read More ›
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Bank Approves Credit Card Application Where Applicant Handwrote Awesome Terms On The Application!
MSN reports that a Russian man received a credit card application in the mail, and wrote in his own changes to the terms of the card on the contract. From the article: “The bank approved the contract without reading the amended… Read More ›
Is Your Baby Stressing You Out? Good News – It Could Be Worse!
The Local reports that a recent study indicates that new parents in Sweden are more stressed than parents in other European countries. 3 Potential Reasons We’d Guess Swedish Parents Are Stressed Out 1. They couldn’t figure out the assembly instructions… Read More ›
This Article Could Be About Something Like A-Rod
CNN reports that New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez could get $61 million under his contract if his career ends and he never plays another game. And CNN reports that other reports say he could face a lifetime suspension and get nothing…. Read More ›
Don’t Trust The Crickets!
The Telegraph reports that a study indicates that people who are “night owls” may be more likely to have the following evil character traits: narcissism, Machiavellianism and psychopathic tendencies than earlier risers. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1…. Read More ›
Coffee Machine Brews Coffee When You Yawn… What Would Happen If College Pranksters Put The Machine In A 3 Hour Lecture About News?
Yahoo reports that a vending machine will brew you a free coffee if it detects you yawning. 3 More Things We’d Like To See Vending Machines Detect To Give You Free Coffee 1. It detects you watching the latest Royal… Read More ›
We’re Looking Forward To The Days Of East Coast/West Coast Rush Hour Traffic Reports!
CNN/Wired report that entrepreneur Elon Musk envisions a future where mag-lev trains in neumatic tubes can whisk passengers from New York to Los Angeles in 45 minutes. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Is it overly optimistic to assume that… Read More ›
If You Can Hold Off On Buying Those Crest White Strips For A Million Years, Here’s Some Potential Good News!
Popular Science reports that at least one expert believes that in a million years, humans may be able to grow endless sets of teeth beyond baby teeth and adult teeth. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Is the tooth… Read More ›
Accidentally Gluing Your Mouth Shut Is Not A Better Way To Keep Secrets Than Not Revealing Secrets.
The Telegraph reports that a woman in New Zealand mistakenly confused a tube of cold sore cream with super-glue, resulting in inadvertently gluing her lips shut. Which of course made her emergency telephone call seeking help tricky… fortunately they were… Read More ›
Did You Just Realize You Wasted Years Of Your Life Switching Your Fork From One Hand To Another?
A contributor at Slate suggests that a once-popular American method of cutting and eating meat, which the author calls “the cut and switch” may be inefficient. For those unfamiliar with the technique, which the author says originated in France: it… Read More ›
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