Yahoo Finance reports that Yelp is reportedly seeking strategic alternatives, which means the company may be for sale. Hmmm… we wonder how this will play out since Yelp has a 2.5 star rating on Yelp. To help potential buyers, we’ve… Read More ›
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Those Tattoos Of Your Heart Beating May Be Screwing Up Your Apple Watch
Marketwatch reports that Apple Watch may be misreading the heart rate of people with tattoos on their wrists. 3 Tattoos We Suggest You May Want To Avoid 1. Tattoo of an Apple Watch. Probably not the best way to show… Read More ›
Stock Market Fires LinkedIn
Yahoo Finance reports that LinkedIn stock plunged 25% in after hours trading today after giving “disappointing guidance.” 3 Reasons We Suspect LinkedIn’s Results Were Disappointing 1. Strategy of sending people regular emails requesting they join LinkedIn has not made them… Read More ›
Study: Canadians Love Smiling Poop Emoji More Than Any Nation
Entertainment.ir reports that a recent survey indicating Emoji popularity found that the smiling poop Emoji (💩) is the most popular Emoji in Canada. Meanwhile, Australians like the beer Emoji, and residents of France adore the heart Emoji. As for America… apparently… Read More ›
3 More Messages We Would Write For Free For An Invisible Boyfriend Service
Yesterday, we wrote about the service “Invisible Boyfriend” which sends you text messages for a monthly fee, so that you can apparently show the messages to other people to prove you have a boyfriend. Save your money. We have 3… Read More ›
People Paying Money For Fake Digital Boyfriends
The Star Phoenix reports that a service called “Invisible Boyfriend” will send you texts (apparently written by people with a good sense of humor) from a fake boyfriend for $25 a month. Why go through all this effort? Perhaps to… Read More ›
Good Luck Googling Your Name Starting Tomorrow!
Yahoo News Digest reports that Google will start demoting sites that are viewed as non-mobile friendly in searches beginning tomorrow. Some are calling it “Mobilegeddon.” We have 3 names for it… 1. “Great, if by great you mean another-obstacle-to-viewing-normal-web-sites on… Read More ›
100 Million-Year-Old Fossil Found Near Texas Construction Site
The Toronto Sun reports that a 100-million year old nodasaur fossil was found at a mall construction site by a four-year old boy. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. What was Alice Cooper doing in Texas? Isn’t he… Read More ›
Because nowhere else sells make-up…
Fortune reports that make-up seller Avon, may be getting rid of its North American business, including “Avon Ladies” who sell make-up door-to-door. 3 Jobs We Suggest For Former Door-To-Door Make-Up Sales People 1. Door-to-door farm animal make-up salesperson. Because if… Read More ›
Former HP CEO Who Made That Company “Awesome” Obviously Qualified To Criticize Hillary Clinton.
The Washington Times reports that former HP CEO Carly Fiorina released a video criticizing Hillary Clinton, saying that her time at the State Department lacked accomplishments. As they say, that’s like the pot calling the kettle “the latest in new… Read More ›
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