Yahoo Finance reports that the Dow Jones Industrial Average has fallen 1,400 points since trading began in 2016. Why is this happening? We have 3 theories: Hey, the Dow has fallen 11% since Donald Trump announced his candidacy in June…. Read More ›
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Star Wars Earns $1 Billion In Record Time… We Have 3 More Suggestions For Disney To Make Money (spoilers)
CNN reports Star Wars has grossed over a billion dollars for Disney in a record time of 12 days. 3 Ways Disney Can Earn Even More Money Stop showing the trailer for that animated movie with sloths working at the… Read More ›
Democrats Debate In Time Slot You Would Watch “Cops” If It Was Still On Fox
The Democratic Presidential candidates apparently debated tonight – a Saturday, so we’re sure you all watched since y’all had nothing to do on a Saturday before Christmas. 3 Things That Would Have Given Democratic Debate Higher Ratings, Leading To Better Time Slot… Read More ›
Alert For All Jar Jar Binks Fans
The Star Wars movies are now available for digital download on services like iTunes. 3 Suggestions Now That Star Wars Is Available For Download 1. Purchase as many copies of “Episode 1: The Phantom Menace” as you can afford. Sure,… Read More ›
Scientists: There’s Enough Water To Fill 3 Oceans Beneath The Earth
The Guardian reports that scientists have found rock layer 400 miles beneath the Earth may contain three times more water than the world’s oceans. 3 Frequently Asked Questions That Arise From This Story 1. “Is 600 miles below Earth a… Read More ›
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