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Old House In China Located In Middle Of New Road
CNN reports that in China, an old house sits on the middle of a new road, where an elderly couple has refused to move out. Apparently, the local laws forbid eviction of the family, so if you’re driving through China,… Read More ›
Life Size Twinkie-Like Mascot Claims To Seek Job In New York
CNN reports that “Twinkie The Kid,” a life-sized Twinkie mascot who speaks through a representative is headed to New York in search of a job. “No problem,” we say! 3 Potential Jobs For Twinkie The Kid In NYC 1. Wandering… Read More ›
We Were Fooled By CBC Yesterday! Are We Going To Have To Turn To Fox For Trusted Canadian News?
Yesterday we wrote about a story on the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation web site that fell in the too-ridiculous-to-be-true-so-it-must-be-true category. Specifically, a comedy radio show on CBC posted a fictional story and interview about a Texas town that was adding sugar… Read More ›
3 Worse Possible Ties Than A Romney-Biden White House.
USA Today, and media outlets everywhere are asking: “Can a tie result in a Romney-Biden White House?” Basically this could “possibly” happen because if there was an electoral college tie, and the Republicans maintain control of the House, they get… Read More ›
Disney Acquires Almost Every Other Hero It Didn’t Acquire Through Marvel
Engadget reports that Disney (owner of your favorite Marvel superheroes) has acquired Lucasfilm Ltd., including the rights to Star Wars and Indiana Jones. According to the report, Disney plans to release a Star Wars film every two to three years…. Read More ›
Target Running Christmas Ads Just In Time For The Halloween Rush!
AdAge reports that retailer Target began running Christmas ads last week. 3 More Ads We Hope To See From Target 1. Detroit Tigers 2012 World Series Victory ads, run as soon as possible, but hopefully at least before ALCS Game… Read More ›
Gambling Help Site Offers Chance To Win A Home Entertainment System… That Hopefully Won’t Be Used For Gambling.
A Canadian gambling help and education site is offering a chance to win a free home entertainment system to people who visit the site and complete a survey. Okay, the site is doing the right thing by trying to educate… Read More ›
Bacon Eating Contests Temporarily Suspended Due To Bacon Shortage… With One Exception
CNBC reports that Major League Eating, an organization that governs food eating contests has temporarily suspended all bacon eating contests due to the global bacon shortage. With one exception: bacon-wrapped scallops. 3 More Ridiculous Exceptions 1. Simulated Bacon Bits. Since… Read More ›
Not The Worst News Just Hit 1,000 “Likes” On WordPress! Thank You! Now Here’s 3 Worse Things!
3 Worse Things Than Getting 1,000 Likes On WordPress 1. Getting 1,000 likes on your Facebook status: “I just got dumped after losing my job! 😦 😦 :(“ You don’t even have 1,000 Facebook friends, so who are the jerks… Read More ›
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