Billboard reports that Taylor Swift recently purchased TaylorSwift.porn and TaylorSwift.adult to avoid the domain names falling into nefarious hands. These names apparently cost up to $2500 to purchase, and even Microsoft is reportedly in on the action, buying Office.porn and… Read More ›
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3 Live Streams We’d Like To See From Twitter Periscope
Yesterday we wrote about Twitter’s new service, Periscope, that allows users to live stream content. Here are 3 live streams we’d love to see! 1. Live-stream of radio station news room of reporters trying to confirm latest reports of traffic… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Twitter Live-Streaming
Yahoo Finance reports that Twitter launched a service called Periscope, that lets users live-stream whatever they want. If people like what a user is live-streaming, they can give it a heart. The more hearts something gets, the higher it moves… Read More ›
Oilman: Oil Prices Will Go Up
Reuters reports that oilman T. Boone Pickens reports that oil prices will go up to $100 a barrel by 2016. This revises earlier comments he made that it would reach that price this year. 3 Sarcastic Comments About This Story… Read More ›
Finnish Company Buys Louisville Slugger
Bloomberg reports that American baseball bat maker, Louisville Slugger has been purchased by a Finnish company. So here are: 3 New Names We Propose For The Product 1. Recycled-Finnish-Smoke-Sauna-Wood Slugger 2. Helsinki Wooden Bat That Will Hit The Ball Farther… Read More ›
Maybe This Is Why Cavepeople Didn’t Have Breakfast Burritos
HopesAndFears.com reports that multiple experts believe that breakfast is not as important as once believed. According to these experts, studies paid for by cereal and bacon companies over the years suggested that the meal was very important. One of these… Read More ›
App Makes Decisions For You
Maclean’s reports that a new app uses your smart phone’s camera to detect your heart rate, and then uses science to help you make a right decision if you are feeling indecisive. 3 Frequently Asked Questions That Arise From This… Read More ›
Gamblers Ordered To Repay Casino Winnings From Unshuffled Cards
The Associated Press reports that a judge has ordered that gamblers who won over a million dollars playing baccarat at the Atlantic City Golden Nugget casino repay their winnings because the cards were not shuffled. Reportedly, the casino thought it… Read More ›
Burger King Perfume.
Yahoo Finance reports that Burger King will be introducing a limited edition perfume that smells like Whoppers in Japan on April Fool’s Day. So since we’ve been coming up with slogans this week to try to help companies, here are…… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For The Upcoming Google Watch
Wired reports that Google is making a smart watch with luxury watch maker Tag Heurer to compete with the Apple Watch. Here are 3 slogans we propose for the watch… 1. “Google: We Wait For Apple To Invent Stuff, Then… Read More ›
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