As we recently wrote, horse DNA was found in “beef” in the Czech Republic intended for IKEA meatballs. The good news is no horse DNA was involved in the-latest-furniture-store-recall-of-food! The less-good news is QMI News Agency reports that IKEA has… Read More ›
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Horses May Wish Taco Bell Didn’t Run For The British Border
Fox News reports that horse DNA has been found in ground beef at Taco Bell in Britain. 3 Worse Things You Could Find In A Fast Food Taco 1. IKEA instructions of how to assemble a taco. In addition to… Read More ›
Even Yodeller From Price Is Right Probably Doesn’t Want To Go Over Fiscal Cliff… But If He Did Near The Cliff, What Would He Sing?
CNBC reports that a new study indicates that 67% of the top one percent of income earners in America support higher income taxes. Unfortunately, when a large number of members of Congress sign a pledge saying they won’t vote to… Read More ›
Sprinklgeddon Case Resolved!
The Mail reports that a former McDonald’s employee in Britain received a £3,000 settlement after being fired for giving a co-worker too many sprinkles on a McFlurry. Really? The product is called a “McFlurry” not a “McPartly Cloudy With A Five Percent… Read More ›
You Can Now Sell Your Soul For A $3 Cheese Coupon!
Yesterday, we wrote about Kraft issuing a press release announcing intentions to sacrifice JELL-O pudding to the gods to avoid a Mayan apocalypse. Well, we have to hand it to the company’s marketing team or ad agency(ies) for coming up… Read More ›
Finally, An Edible iPhone Case…
CNN reports that a company called Japan Trend Shop is selling a handmade iPhone 5 case made of rice and salt for $81. Or more accurately, was selling, as the case is currently listed as “sold out” on the company’s web… Read More ›
Burger Launched Into Space!
Some Harvard students launched a hamburger over 90,000 feet into space, in a You Tube video that can be seen here. Spoiler alert: the burger, upon returning to earth landed in a tree. So, of course, the Harvard students found… Read More ›
Burbank Retailer Reports Run On Twinkies
Forget George Bailey style runs on banks… according to CNBC a retailer in Burbank is reporting a run on Twinkies, following reports that the parent company Hostess Brands may liquidate its assets. Meaning someone else may buy the rights to… Read More ›
Texas Town Apparently Takes Lyrics To “Pour Some Sugar On Me” Literally… By Intentionally Adding Sugar To The Water Supply!
CBC reports*, in an interview that can be listened to here, that a Texas town is adding 4 tablespoons of sugar to every eight ounces of tap water, with the goal of increasing water consumption by getting residents to drink… Read More ›
What’s Pizza Hut Stuffing Their Crust With Now?
Pizza hut is now advertising Hot Dog Stuffed Pizza in Canada. “It’s greatness – stuffed with greatness!” Wait a minute… if you stuff greatness with greatness, aren’t you making one solid circular object of pure greatness, indicating it’s really not stuffed… Read More ›
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