CNN reports that two naked men and a man wearing nothing but his underwear allegedly stole about $150 worth of hamburgers, red peppers, and bacon from a restaurant. Despite it being dark, it was all caught on a security camera. You… Read More ›
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Here’s How Teenagers Are Getting In Trouble At McDonald’s These Days.
The Huffington post reports that a pair of teenagers were threatened to be kicked out of McDonald’s by an employee for setting up a table cloth on the table, along with plates, and cutlery, in an effort to eat a… Read More ›
We Were Told There Would Be French Fries (In Cheese Curds And Gravy) Here.
CNBC reports that the City of Paris has provided workers in the tourist industry with a manual called “Do you speak touriste?” The goal of the manual is to teach workers in the industry how tourists from various countries would… Read More ›
Calling 9-1-1 To Ask Why Your Date Stood You Up Is Not A Good Idea, Unless You Consider Making The News For Doing That To Be A Good Idea.
QMI Agency reports that a man from Montreal, Quebec, phoned 9-1-1 after taking a bus to far-away Barrie, Ontario, where he was stood up for an online date. Specifically, the man became angry and demanded that police find out why… Read More ›
Scientific Study Concludes Full Moon Not Tied To “Crazy” Behavior
The Toronto Star reports that a team of researchers led by a professor from a school of psychology spent several years monitoring emergency room patients to determine whether a full moon causes anxiety attacks or other psychological issues. From the article:… Read More ›
Burbank Retailer Reports Run On Twinkies
Forget George Bailey style runs on banks… according to CNBC a retailer in Burbank is reporting a run on Twinkies, following reports that the parent company Hostess Brands may liquidate its assets. Meaning someone else may buy the rights to… Read More ›
Naked Man Wanders Out Of Forest, Interrupts TV News Interview
KARK-TV in Arkansas was in the middle of interviewing an elderly couple about a tree that fell during a storm and destroyed their house, when a naked man wandered out of a forest, interrupting the interview. The man was arrested,… Read More ›
Government of Canada Invests Over $800,000 In Sausages That Hopefully Won’t Explode!
Canoe News reports that the Government Of Canada is spending over $800,000 Canadian investing in a meat-processing company to help them create sausages that don’t explode, in an apparent attempt to prevent Canadians who don’t know how to cook sausages… Read More ›
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