Earlier this week, CNN reported that a math professor said not to be tempted to buy all 292 million combinations of Powerball tickets because although the tickets would have only cost $584 million, you would likely have had to share the… Read More ›
Politics
3 Point Summary Of The State Of The Union
For those of you who do not have time to watch the State of the Union Address, we have three points to summarize the State of the Union that we anticipate the President to use tonight. America and its fashions… Read More ›
3 Definitions We Have For Natural “Born Citizen”
As Donald Trump continues to question whether Canadian-born Ted Cruz is a “Natural Born Citizen,” a phrase that is not defined by the Constitution, we offer 3 definitions: It means what it meant in 1776, just like all Ted Cruz… Read More ›
China Stock Market Crashes
China’s mainland stock market crashed last night, taking world stock markets down with it today. Three Things You Should Have Invested In Instead Of Chinese Stocks 1. Action figures from the latest Star Wars movie. If the investment doesn’t pay… Read More ›
Who Are These “People” Who Might Question Ted Cruz’ Citizenship?
Donald Trump has recently suggested that people may ask whether Canadian-born Ted Cruz is a U.S. Natural Born Citizen. Who are these “people” that Trump is referring to? We have 3 guesses of people who are not going to ask… Read More ›
Donald Trump Campaigning Like It’s 1999… But Why Is Everyone Forgetting Trump’s 1989 Ghostbusters Video Appearance?
Tonight on CNN, a Donald Trump supporter continued to explain how Bill Clinton’s 1990s affairs are somehow relevant to Hillary Clinton’s campaign. 3 Questions For Donald Trump Do you really believe that Americans don’t know Bill and Hillary are different people?… Read More ›
Vladimir Putin Cologne
CNN reports that in Russia you can buy a Vladimir Putin inspired cologne called “Leaders.” Since Putin seems to like Trump, and Trump probably already has his own brands of cologne, here are: 3 Fresh Brands of Fragrances We Propose… Read More ›
3 Reasons We Believe Guns N’ Roses Will Reunite In 2016
EW reports that Guns N’ Roses front-man Axl Rose tweeted this today: “The only thing I know “confirmed” is my LOVE of Taco Bell! Mmmmm…. Taco Bell!! Happy New Years!!” Now – here are the 3 reasons we believe the… Read More ›
3 New Year’s Resolutions For U.S. Presidential Candidates
Donald Trump. “I resolve to exercise more, and by ‘exercise’ I mean ‘exercise my right to free speech while these loser media companies report every ridiculous thing I say to the losers who are my base.’” Hillary Clinton. “I resolve to be… Read More ›
Trump Spokesperson Katrina Pierson Piercing Our Eardrums With Dumb Arguments
On CNN over the past few days, Trump Spokesperson, Katrina Pierson has been arguing that Hillary Clinton is a hypocrite for calling Trump sexist… the argument: Hillary remains married to Bill Clinton and lets him campaign for her despite him having… Read More ›
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