The Daily Mail reports that Jeb Bush will have his brother, former President George W. Bush at his side at a rally in South Carolina. Three More ‘W’s We’d Like To See Rally With Jeb Bush Wizards. Perhaps they could reveal… Read More ›
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Live: 3 Suggestions For Tonight’s Democratic Debate
Backdrop saying this is a “PBS NEWS HOUR” debate is clearly misleading in this two hour debate. This would be a better sponsor if the debate was held at 2:00 a.m. when Daylight Savings Time ends in a few weeks. Hey… Read More ›
Trump Hears “42%” Of Americans Are Unemployed
In his New Hampshire victory speech last night, Donald Trump told America and his supporters not to believe America’s 5% unemployment number. He’s hearing the number is more like 42%…Really? We have… 3 Explanations We Have For What Trump Is… Read More ›
Brief Summary Of The New Hampshire Primaries
Based on long lines of cars, people in Merrimack think voting is done via drive-thru. “Tell me more about this drive-thru,” we expect Chris Christie to bellow, “If it is full of voters for Trump, shut down the bridge leading… Read More ›
Brief Summary Of Tonight’s GOP Debate
Donald Trump still thinks America can win again. Except the Denver Broncos. Hey – he didn’t say all of America can win. Dear Marco Rubio: When Chris Christie is challenging you for not answering questions and just using talking points, three… Read More ›
About Those Hillary Emails Republicans Keep Going On About
The Guardian reports that former GOP Secretaries of State Condoleezza Rice and Colin Powell used private email accounts for classified emails. Newsies out there may recall that when former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton did the same thing, it was… Read More ›
Breaking: Rick Santorum Drops Out Of Presidential Race
Also breaking: did CNN accidentally run a headline from 2012 by reporting this? Hey, CNN, we got more “breaking” 2012 news nobody cared about then – Snookie’s friend Deena hooked up with some loser with a pixelated face on Jersey Shore before the… Read More ›
3 Things We Expect To See In New Hampshire
Ted Cruz combines “TrusTED” campaign with the B-52’s Love Shack to create remix replacing “Tin Roof Rusted” with “Ted Cruz – Trusted!”* 2. Doctor Ben Carson announces he is suspending his Champagne. Because he won’t win a state he… Read More ›
Free. Trump. Tattoos.
The Telegraph reports that a tattoo artist in New Hampshire is offering free Donald Trump tattoos to anyone who wants one. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story How can we invest in New Hampshire companies that remove tattoos? Why… Read More ›
How Are You Gonna Get Mexico To Pay For That Wall Again?
CNN has read a statement from Fox News stating that Donald Trump, during a telephone conversation today demanded that Fox News pay $5 million to his charities to appear in tonight’s Fox News GOP debate. Fox declined that offer. 3… Read More ›
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