CNN reports that an Inauguration official has confirmed that Beyonce lip-synced the Star-Spangled Banner at President Barack Obama’s Inauguration ceremony earlier this week. 3 Worse Things Beyonce Could Have Lip-Synced At The Inauguration 1. The Soviet national anthem as sung… Read More ›
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99-Year-Old Teacher Changed Careers At Age 82… So When Are You Going To Give Up Your Door-To-Door Encyclopedia Business?
CNN reports that a 99-year-old elementary school teacher, who started teaching at age 82, enjoys her job so much she refuses to retire. She teaches cooking, sewing and costume-making, which means if you want your kid to prepare all the… Read More ›
Poll Says Congress Less Popular Than Nickelback, So Don’t Be Surprised If Nickelback Becomes U.S. Citizens And Runs For Congress
A Public Policy Polling poll has found that Congress has a 9% “Favorable” rating among respondents. The poll also found that respondents had a less favorable opinion of Congress than cockroaches, root canals and Nickelback. But good news, Congress! Respondents view… Read More ›
Don’t Worry Kansas Cat Owners – We Have The Perfect Disguise For Your Cats!
Further to our ongoing coverage throughout 2013 about the new law in Wellington, Kansas limiting the number of cats per household to four, we have potentially great news for all of you cat-owners who may have exceeded your cat limit!… Read More ›
Facebook Founder’s Sister Must Really Be Embarrassed Of Unintended Photo Of Her Surrounded By Glasses of Water!
Earlier this year, we wrote about how Google apparently inadvertently invaded its own privacy when its financial results were prematurely revealed. Well, Facebook, it’s your turn, as according to the Silicon Valley Business Journal, Mark Zuckerberg’s sister posted a photo… Read More ›
If You Named Your Baby “Adele,” Now Is Not The Time For Your Baby To Start Its Own Branded Perfume Company!
The Sun reports that singer Adele has trademarked her name, meaning that if your name is Adele, and you are not the famous singer Adele, good luck starting your own brand of perfume of jewelry! And since “Adele” was one… Read More ›
Woman Apparently Is Prepared To Get Tattoo Of Monkey Found Hanging Out At IKEA
Earlier this week we wrote about a well-clad real monkey found milling about a Toronto IKEA store. According to the Huffington Post, a woman posted a photo of herself with a stencil of the IKEA monkey on her body, which… Read More ›
Twitter Adding A Header Photo To Your Profile Tomorrow… But Will This Influence The Pope’s First Tweet?
CNBC reports that beginning tomorrow, Twitter will require your profile to include a header photo, similar to the Facebook cover photo. If you don’t provide a header photo, your profile will include what Twitter calls a “not fun” default grey… Read More ›
Austalians With Bad Fake Accents Fool British Hospital Staff Into Thinking The Queen Was Calling, Because Security Precuations And Call Display Haven’t Been Invented In The U.K.
The Telegraph reports that two radio personalities from Australia were able to successfully call Kate Middleton’s nurse at a British hospital to get an update on her status by impersonating Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Charles… very badly… you can… Read More ›
Russian Experts Confirm World Will Not End This December :)
The New York Times reports that the Russian government has decided to put an end to Mayan doomsday talk. From the article: ‘[Russia’s] minister of emergency situations said Friday that he had access to “methods of monitoring what is occurring… Read More ›
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