Daredevil Nik Wallenda is scheduled to walk a tightrope across Niagara Falls, live on ABC tonight! And due to pressures from sponsors, he will be wearing a safety harness. This has some potential spectators, who probably are still a little too… Read More ›
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British Prime Minister Leaves Pub, Forgets His 8-Year-Old Is Still There
British Prime Minister David Cameron had every parent’s worst nightmare: he dreamt he was back in high school, and he didn’t study for his final French exam, and he shows up for class to write the final exam, with no… Read More ›
Rob Lowe Ironically Tweets He Is Stuck In “HellHole” After Televised NBA Game Interrupted In Winnipeg Bar
Parks and Recreation star, Rob Lowe, plays a character who lives in a fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana, and in the season finale helped main character Leslie Knope (played by Amy Poehler) win a city councillor seat in a municipal… Read More ›
Tell Us Your Bad News! We May Use It For A Comedic Blog Entry!
We will write 3 entries based on your bad news! (Well, not necessarily your bad news, but the best materials received that won’t result in people hitting the “report as ‘mature’” button on WordPress). Just send us a link via Twitter,… Read More ›
Arrested Man Sings Entire Bohemian Rhapsody In Police Cruiser And It’s On Video… Could It Be Worse?
According to the National Post, a man from Alberta, Canada, who was charged with impaired driving and refusing to take a breathalyzer test, has become somewhat of a viral internet hit with his rendition of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody, sang in its… Read More ›
Mitt Romney Discloses His Net Worth Is Between $84 Million and $256 Million
CNN reported yesterday that the Mitt Romney Campaign disclosed that his net worth was between $84 Million and $256 Million. Or in other words, Mitt Romney may or may not have $172 million in assets… who knows, it’s so hard to account… Read More ›
Which Mercia Does Romney Want To Be President Of?
As you probably have read in the news by now, a Mitt Romney official iPhone App mistakenly spelled “America” as “Amercia”! 3 Worse Outcomes For Mitt Romney As A Result of Hiring Someone Unable To Spell “America” 1. To show… Read More ›
Proposing To Women Is Not Brain Surgery, Which May Be Why This Brain Surgeon Hid An Engagement Ring In The Sand On A Beach
A brain surgeon vacationing in Naples, Florida came up with a one-of-a-kind marriage proposal idea: hide his prospective bride-to-be’s engagement ring in the sand; make her dig in the sand for hours to find it before the proposal; and then… Read More ›
OECD Declares Every Country To Be World’s Happiest… Except Yours!
Last week, headlines everywhere declared that the OECD had conducted a study, and determined Denmark was the happiest country in the world! “Who invited the Obsessive and Extra-Compulsive Disorder Society to Denmark?” we worried, wondering if they would lose their… Read More ›
Woman Says Lingerie Store Fired Her For Being Too Hot
A woman claims she was fired after being told she was “too hot” to work at a Manhattan lingerie store called “Native Intimates”. According to the woman’s lawyer, Gloria Allred, “Days after being hired, she was told by a supervisor… Read More ›
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