Fox News reports that in a budgetary crisis, police in Oakland have been told to recycle police crime scene tape to use at other crime scenes. 3 Other Ways We Suggest Police Could Recycle Crime Scene Tape 1. To help… Read More ›
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Breaking!* Dog Summonsed To Jury Duty. Does This Mean Dogs May Decide Whether You Are Guilty (Of Clicking On Too Many Dog Stories)?
Yahoo reports that due to a clerical error, a New Jersey German Shepherd was summonsed for jury duty. The dog’s name is IV Griner, and the owner’s name is Barrett Griner IV. The Summons just said “IV Griner” because of… Read More ›
3 Real Places We Expect Won’t Be Holding The 2016 GOP Convention Based On Their Names
CNN reports that the Republican National Committee has narrowed down the list of cities in the running for the 2016 GOP convention, eliminating Phoenix and Columbus. Here are 3 more locations we expect not to be on the final list:… Read More ›
Great News, Readers, You Can Now Donate $5,200 To Everyone Running For Office!
CNN reports that the U.S. Supreme Court has struck down limits of how much people can donate to various political campaigns during an election season. Here’s what stays the same: you can still donate a maximum of $5,200 to your… Read More ›
Musician Tweets He May Have Replaced 5,000 Justin Bieber CDs With His Own Album In L.A. Stores.
Yahoo reports that as an April Fool’s prank, a musician in Los Angeles, with the help of some friends, tweeted that he replaced 5,000 Justin Bieber compact disc cases in stores with his own album. Stores included Walmart, Best Buy,… Read More ›
3 Theories We Suggest Why A Package Of Cocaine Was Sent To The Vatican
CBS News reports that German customs officials have seized a package containing condoms filled with tens of thousands of dollars worth of cocaine addressed to the Vatican. Nobody has been able to determine the intended recipient. Since nobody knows what’s… Read More ›
Man Gets Pulled Over For Driving His Own Car With “The Club” On The Steering Wheel
The Edmonton Journal reports that a man from Fort McMurray, Alberta was recently caught allegedly speeding with the anti-theft device “the Club” on his steering wheel. The man was reportedly driving his own vehicle, and not impaired, so it is… Read More ›
Speaking Of Actors Impersonating Police Officers, Where Is Steve Guttenberg These Days?
A Pittsburgh criminal defines lawyer is raising eyebrows after running an ad on YouTube that you can see by clicking here. The ad appears to be inspired by Breaking Bad character Saul Goodman, except in this case, the lawyer’s name… Read More ›
Drunk Man Not Very Good At Gambling
BBC News reports that a California man is suing a Las Vegas casino after he lost $500,000 gambling while he says he was clearly intoxicated. His lawyer says his client was “blackout” drunk. From the article: “…[the man says the… Read More ›
Frequently Asked Questions About Google Lobbying States To Allow Drivers To Wear Google Glass
Reuters reports that Google is lobbying at least three states to stop proposed restrictions on driving while wearing digital technology such as the eyeglasses known as Google Glass. Three Frequently Asked Questions That Arise From This Story 1. “Does this… Read More ›
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