The Timmins Press reports that the Bank of Canada has asked Canadians to stop “Spocking” five dollar bills. Specifically, using a pen, artistic Canadians have been able to draw a new haircut and eyebrows of former Canadian Prime Minister Wilfred… Read More ›
Humor
Men Try To Build “Man Cave” In Public Park
Yahoo News Digest reports that a mystery tunnel found in a Toronto park near a future venue of the Pan Am games turns out to be a man cave built by two 20-something men who apparently had no idea you… Read More ›
What On God’s Green Earth is “Organic Evaporated Cane Juice?”
This is the second instalment of our series on #MysteryIngredients. Today we look at an organic beverage, described as a “strawberry flavored juice drink in a blend with organic lemon juice concentrate.” Or more simply, “Strawberry Paradise.” We’re certain that… Read More ›
Funny Kitten Video Business Not As Lucrative As You May Have Thought
The Wall Street Journal reports that YouTube is not a profitable business. 3 Possible Explanations We Have As To Why YouTube Is Not Profitable 1. Kitten video supply exceeds demand just like kitten supply exceeds demand for every kid trying… Read More ›
“You Talking To Me?” “No We We’re Talking To The Person Down The Street. Whoops.”
Yahoo Finance reports that Robert De Niro was hit with a $6 million tax bill after the IRS allegedly sent delinquency notices to an old address. 3 Wrong Addresses To Send Your Robert De Niro Tax Bills 1. Bottom of… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose As Disney Raises Prices To Theme Parks
The LA Times reports that Disney has raised the price of admission to its Anaheim theme parks to $99 for kids 10 and older from $96. Disney has also raised prices at its Orlando theme parks. Here are 3 new… Read More ›
3 Funny Things We See In Response To Facebook Ads
Business Insider reports that Google has at least 4 million advertisers; Facebook has over 2 million; and Twitter has 60,000. Now that Facebook has reached this milestone, here are 3 of the things we enjoy seeing in response to Facebook… Read More ›
Report: Bank To Charge For Deposits
The Wall Street Journal reports that JP Morgan will be charging large clients, such as hedge funds for deposits because new rules make holding these deposits unprofitable. You see, unlike It’s A Wonderful Life, the world does not have a Jimmy… Read More ›
Report: Mark Zuckerberg Building Waterside Development Next To Facebook HQ For 10,000 Employees
3 Reasons We Are Disappointed By This Mail Online News Story 1. Misread the headline thinking a “Waterslide Town” Was Being Built. 2. Making Facebook employees and their families have to live close to each other may result in generation… Read More ›
If You’re Going To Release A Movie About Hot Tub Time Machines, Maybe Oscar Weekend Is Not The Time To Do It
According to Box Office Mojo, Hot Tub Time Machine 2 bombed at the box office this Oscar weekend, taking in an estimated $5.2 million dollars in North America. 3 Frequently Asked Questions For This Story 1. “Does this mean audiences… Read More ›
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