According to a report in the Local, a drunk man in Stockholm, Sweden approached a cop car that was stopped at a traffic light, and demanded to be taken to the drunk tank. As far as drunks doing dumb things… Read More ›
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A Kid Helps Solve Detroit’s Financial Woes, And It’s Not Kid Rock!
According to the Detroit Free Press, a 9-year-old boy has worked to help solve Detroit’s financial crisis by selling lemonade and popcorn. He began his mission on Monday of last week, and by the end of last Friday, he had… Read More ›
India Has More Olympic Medals In Its History Than Michael Phelps, And Is Guaranteed At Least One More In Boxing!
It seems just days ago, media outlets like Yahoo were reporting, blogging, and occasionally making light of the fact that Michael Phelps, then expected to win his 22nd Olympic medal, would have as many Olympic medals as India has won in… Read More ›
Bee Watch 2012 Continues: Hillary Clinton Avoids Getting Stung At Malawian Airport!
As we continue our world-wide watch of bees in 2012, we have learned from a report in the Nyasa Times that U.S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton avoided being stung by a swarm of mystery bees while boarding a plane… Read More ›
Oh, Canada! Some Bandit Stole Your Bees. Half A Million Gone. In Abbotsford, BC!
And in case you’re wondering, you can actually sing our headline to “Oh, Canada.” Now to the news… According to CBC News, half a million bees and about 8,000 pounds of honey were stolen from a beekeeper in Abbotsford, British… Read More ›
Facebook Kills App That Let Your Facebook “Friends” Find Your Location. So You Can Turn Your iPhone Back On And Stop Hiding In The Laundry Bin, Kevin.
CNBC reports that just hours after releasing a new app, called “Friends Nearby,” Facebook killed the app. “Friends Nearby” allowed users to instantly find, or as CNBC hints, “stalk” friends, family members, acquaintences, co-workers, random people who friended you, and… Read More ›
Olympic Gold Medals Are Made Mostly Of Silver And Copper!
If you were planning on making an old joke today about dumb athletes having gold medals bronzed, hold up! There’s hardly any gold in those gold medals, as CNBC reports that Olympic gold medals contain the following metals: Silver 92.5%… Read More ›
Boring Vanilla Headline To Discourage You From Clicking On This Post.
We get spam! For those of you unfamiliar with WordPress, it filters out spam messages that autobots try to put on message boards. Often, you will receive the same awkward message, attempting to look genuine, repeatedly from different WordPress accounts…. Read More ›
Swedish “Sexy Sausage” Ad Removed After Protests… Which Leads To Protest That The Ad Was Removed!
This is the kind of thing people protest in European countries that don’t use the Euro these days! As we first wrote here, according to the Local, a “sexy” ad for a sausage, in which a woman’s lips are tightly… Read More ›
eHarmony App Helps You Get Out Of Bad eHarmony Dates!
Reuters recently reported that dating web site eHarmony has created a new iPhone application called the Bad Date Rescue App. The App allows you to program your phone to call you at any scheduled point during a date and plays… Read More ›
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