The Internet is down at the Not The Worst News Headquarters which means this is our second entry ever written on an iPhone. And it also means plenty of time to play the hit game Words With Friends! Or as… Read More ›
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11% Of People Use “1234” As Their Bank Card Pin Number
According to DataGenetics.com, an analysis of 3.4 million bank card PIN numbers revealed that some numbers are more popular than others. The five most popular: 1234 – 10.7% 1111 – 6.0% 0000 – 1.9% 1212 – 1.2% 7777 – 0.7%… Read More ›
Restaurants Have Secret Codes To Describe You!
As we wrote yesterday, the New York Times reports that some restaurants secretly record information about their patrons for future use. The article also stated restaurants use secret codes to describe patrons. Some include: FOM = Friend of Manager PX… Read More ›
Parent Apparently Thinks Potty Training Toddler At Restaurant Table Was A Good Idea
The Consumerist, citing some TV channel in Utah, reports about an incident at a restaurant we hope does not become a new trend: a mother was apparently attempting to potty train her two kids at a table in a packed restaurant…. Read More ›
Suspected Gas Leak Turned Out To Be Fish From Traditional Swedish Fermented Herring Party
The Local reports that this past weekend, in Stockholm, Sweden, in response to reports of a gas leak, two fire trucks, two police cars, and an emergency gas leak team all rushed to the scene of an apartment building… to… Read More ›
The Price Is Right Turns 40, Which Means All Of You Who Thought The Show Was At Least 50 Years Old Overbid, And Won’t Win The Showcase Showdown!
CBS News reports that epic Californian game show the Price Is Right has turned 40 years old! 3 Things Worse Things Than “The Price Is Right” Turning 40 Years Old 1. Nice grandmothers will come on the show and say… Read More ›
Hey, If You Farm Thousands Of Turtles, Eventually You’re Going To Get The Most Boring Prison Break Ever!
Thanks to funny blogger List of X for emailing us about this news story about a turtle prison break from Chattanooga, Tennessee! Specifically, 1,600 turtles were released from a turtle farm when alleged “pranksters” knocked down the fences. 3 Worse… Read More ›
Drunk Man In Superman Suit Should Have Clarified The “S” Stood For “Stupor!”
According to the Local, a Norwegian man visiting northern Sweden, dressed in a Superman costume, had to be locked up after police deemed him to be too inebriated to “fend for himself.” We can only guess what the police in… Read More ›
Dear Toad Suck, Arkansas: A Poll Says Your Town’s Name Sucks, But It Could Be Worse
According to a Yahoo News, a recent poll conducted in seven countries named Toad Suck, Arkansas, as the town with the “most unfortunate” name in the United States, beating out heavy-hitters like Boring, Oregon. 3 Worse Things Than Living In… Read More ›
3 Worse Themes For A Detroit Theme Park Than A Zombie Apocalypse
Have you spent this Friday the 13th wishing that you could spend an entire night being chased by fake zombies in a zombie-themed amusement park, complete with warehouses, and run-down buildings? We did say the entire night, meaning you don’t get… Read More ›