CNN reported that a San Diego fireworks display meant to celebrate the Fourth Of July was unintentionally ignited early, resulting in the entire show lasting 15 seconds. For those who attended the event and feel short-changed, remember, it could be… Read More ›
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3 Worse Fictional Characters A New Zealand Reporter Could Have To Interview Than Cookie Monster
The New Zealand Herald news “reports” that Sesame Street characters Cookie Monster and Elmo “were game for a bungy jump if they ever came to New Zealand together.” “Will they or won’t they?” wonders probably nobody except the puppet masters who… Read More ›
National Geographic Poll: Obama Better Suited For U.F.O. Invasion Than Romney
According to a National Geographic study reported in the LA Times, 65% of Americans believe that U.S. President Barack Obama would be better able to handle an alien attack than Mitt Romney. In fairness to Mitt Romney, this is National… Read More ›
Want To Have A Meal On Stage With A Stripper? Good Luck With That In Stringent British Columbia!
According to Metro, a Victoria, British Columbia, burlesque dancer was told that due to local liquor licensing rules she could not do her “PG-13” show on stage, but she could strip fully naked. Apparently B.C.’s Liquor Control Board had problems… Read More ›
Cleveland Wants Goats To Mow City Lawns, But Will This Solve Goat Unemployment?
According to ABC News, the City of Cleveland is currently considering following in the footsteps of other great cities, like Boulder, Colorado. And we’re not talking about human footsteps, but rather goat footsteps, which we guess technically should be called… Read More ›
3 Worse Things That Could Lead To A Positive Drug Test Than Baby Shampoos
Time Magazine reported yesterday that certain baby soaps and shampoos lead to positive test results for marijuana in newborns. Products included shampoo manufactured by Johnson & Johnson, which despite the tests, do not contain marijuana. So please don’t try to… Read More ›
3 Worse Things Than Reading Your Date Was Bad On A Blog
We at NotTheWorstNews check out the blogs of our recent followers whenever we can. Yesterday we visited the blog of popular blogger mothstoaflame, who shares dating stories, so check out her blog to read some. She either gives the men “code”… Read More ›
Adam Sandler’s Upcoming “Tonka” Movie Can’t Do Worse Than “That’s My Boy”…Or Can It?
Adam Sandler’s flick That’s My Boy took in $13 Million at the box office this weekend. This means fewer tickets were sold than Happy Gilmore, a movie we at NotTheWorstNews support, as we exclaim “Looks like Happy learned how to… Read More ›
Daredevil Will Soon Cross Niagara Falls On Tightrope With A Harness Live On TV!
Daredevil Nik Wallenda is scheduled to walk a tightrope across Niagara Falls, live on ABC tonight! And due to pressures from sponsors, he will be wearing a safety harness. This has some potential spectators, who probably are still a little too… Read More ›
Lil Wayne Surprised To Be Denied Admission To NBA Playoff Game Because He Did Not Have A Ticket
TMZ reported that rapper Lil Wayne was denied admission to an NBA playoff game…because… get ready for the shocker… the game was sold out, he showed up thinking he could sit court side even though he did not have a ticket. Here’s Lil… Read More ›
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