Based on long lines of cars, people in Merrimack think voting is done via drive-thru. “Tell me more about this drive-thru,” we expect Chris Christie to bellow, “If it is full of voters for Trump, shut down the bridge leading… Read More ›
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Report: Porsche To Mass Produce Electric Sports Car
USA Today reports that Porsche has plans to mass produce an electric sports car. The car will have 600 horsepower. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Since Volkswagen owns Porsche, will this put engineers who alter emission readings out… Read More ›
Finally A Car With A Moose Alert!
Yahoo Finance reports that the Swedish-carmaker-owned-by-a-Chinese-Company, Volvo has introduced a car that warns you if there is a moose on the road. Here are three more alerts we’d like to see… Someone-actually-bought-a-Volvo-in-the-2010s alert. If someone is driving the IKEA of… Read More ›
Google Self-Driving Car Pulled Over By Cop
CNN reports that a Mountain View, California police-officer pulled over a self-driving car, with no driver for driving too slowly. Specifically the car was driving 24 mph in a 35 mph zone, with a passenger, who apparently got a lecture,… Read More ›
3 New Slogans We Propose For Volkswagen Brands In Light Of 2nd Emission Potential Scandal
Global News reports that the U.S. EPA has stated that more Volkswagen vehicles, including Porsches and Audis contained software allegedly designed to deceive emission tests. Since we are all about helping corporations, here are 3 new slogans we propose for… Read More ›
3 Ticker Symbols We Would Have Chosen For Ferrari
CNN reports that Ferrari has set a $1 billion IPO valuing the company at $10 billion. The stock will trade under the ticker symbol “RACE.” Here are 3 ticker symbols we have chosen if they were available. TINY – for… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Volkswagen After Recent Emissions Scandal
CNN reports that Volkswagen has appointed the head of Porsche to be its new CEO after a scandal in which the company admitted it may have programmed software so about 11 million of its vehicles will pass emission tests they… Read More ›
Ford has figured out how to make coin-holder out of $400 in shredded U.S. currency
Yahoo Finance reports in this video that Ford is creating non-oil based plastics out of interesting materials: dandelions; stuff left over from manufacturing Ketchup; and shredded U.S. currency. Specifically, $400 worth of old currency, that would have been destined for… Read More ›
USA Today: “Surprise: Using Car’s Air Conditioner Saves Gas [Compared To Driving With Windows Rolled Down]”
USA Today delivered a revelation in a recent headline that driving with your air conditioner on saves gas… but not really… because it uses more gas than leaving the air conditioning off… 3 More Revelations We’d Like To See From… Read More ›
The Hackernet Of Everything
CNN Money reports that researchers believe that hackers may be able to hack some new cars and do something like slam on someone else’s brakes. A sketch can be viewed here, showing how areas including a vehicle’s Bluetooth and passive-anti-theft systems… Read More ›
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