As we wrote yesterday, the monkey found hanging out at a Toronto IKEA is now the subject of a legal battle. The Toronto Star reports that an Ontario judge has ordered that the IKEA Monkey spend until at least mid-January… Read More ›
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JELLO Offers Solution To Prevent The Mayan Apocalypse
Kraft foods issued a press release today entitled “JELL-O to Save the World From Mayan Apocalypse.” The company suggests it will: “…try to save the world from the Mayan-predicted apocalypse by appeasing the gods with an unexpected and fun offering… Read More ›
Woman Ironically Brags To Media About Parking Her Smart Car Illegally
A woman from Halifax, Nova Scotia reportedly told the CBC that she found a “primo” place to regularly park her Smart Car for free. On the street, in front of the provincial legislature, in the tiny space between two legally parked… Read More ›
We Are Writing About The First Story We Find On The CNBC Web Site Today!
Dum-dee-doo… Let’s see what CNBC is reporting as its lead story today… which we will then have to write a comedy article about, regardless of how dry or boring the topic may be. And the current lead story is entitled:… Read More ›
Text Message Celebrated 20th Birthday With Sad Face Emoticon
CNN reported earlier this week, text messaging turned 20, however is expected to decline in popularity, as more people can avoid text messaging fees by using wifi. 3 More Embarrassing Moments In The Life Of A 20-Year-Old Text Message 1…. Read More ›
Swedish Town Considers Curfew For Rooster
According to the Local, a Swedish town is considering a curfew for a rooster, due to complaints from neighbors. Specifically, it is being proposed that the animal be kept indoors from 7pm to 9 am. Hey, if there’s anywhere in… Read More ›
We Were Fooled By CBC Yesterday! Are We Going To Have To Turn To Fox For Trusted Canadian News?
Yesterday we wrote about a story on the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation web site that fell in the too-ridiculous-to-be-true-so-it-must-be-true category. Specifically, a comedy radio show on CBC posted a fictional story and interview about a Texas town that was adding sugar… Read More ›
Really? Are Some Of You Flushing Bottles Down Airplane Toilets?
The photo below makes it clear: Air Canada does not want you to flush large bottles down the plane’s toilet. This of course raises the question of whether some people are accustomed to flushing bottles down toilets in their own… Read More ›
Breaking News: Posting One Of Your Two Small Children Is Your Favorite On Your Blog Is A Bad Idea!
According to Yahoo, a father in Calgary, Alberta, Canada has received numerous negative comments on internet message boards after posting on his blog that he prefers his kindergartener to his toddler. From the article: “‘If I were to be absolutely… Read More ›
Not The Worst News Just Hit 1,000 “Likes” On WordPress! Thank You! Now Here’s 3 Worse Things!
3 Worse Things Than Getting 1,000 Likes On WordPress 1. Getting 1,000 likes on your Facebook status: “I just got dumped after losing my job! 😦 😦 :(“ You don’t even have 1,000 Facebook friends, so who are the jerks… Read More ›
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