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Black Friday
Report: Company You Never Heard Of Will Be Closed Black Friday
CNN reports that a company called “REI” which sells active-wear will be closing its 100+ stores on Black Friday, urging consumers to go outside instead. It will also reportedly pay its employees for Thanksgiving and Black Friday off. 3 Frequently-Asked… Read More ›
What Is This “Boxing Day” Canadians Are Talking About?
Happy Boxing Day, world! “Huh?” those of you outside Canada say, “What’s that?” 3 Easy Facts To Help You Understand The Difference Between Boxing Day And Black Friday 1. Boxing Day is Canada’s “Black Friday.” Except it’s the day after Christmas,… Read More ›
Man Jumps Out Bus Window To Avoid Being Late For Work
Yahoo reports that a man in China was in danger of being late for work, while riding a pubic bus. He asked the driver to open the doors when the vehicle had stopped, but the driver refused to break the… Read More ›
Black Friday Deal: Four Jokes About A Cuddling Business For The Price Of Three!
CNBC reports that for a fee, a woman in Portland Oregon, will visit the house of men and cuddle for $60 per hour or $300 to stay the night, with absolutely no “funny business” allowed. Men who have bought this… Read More ›
American Retailers Plan To Open On Thanksgiving For Black “Friday”
CNBC reports that retailers including Sears and Wal-mart will open on U.S. Thanksgiving, with Wal-Mart opening at 8 pm. 3 Better Names For Black Friday 1. The “Hey-We-Know-It’s-Thursday-But-It’s-Friday-In-China-Where-These-Items-Were-Probably-Made” Sale 2. The-Holiday-Formally-Known-As-Thanksgiving-But-Now-Known-As-“Putting-Sales-Price-Stickers-On-Blu-Ray-Players-Instead-Of-Spending-Time-With-Your-Family-Day” 3. National Unload Blu-Ray Players And Other Technology Made… Read More ›
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