Last week, headlines everywhere declared that the OECD had conducted a study, and determined Denmark was the happiest country in the world! “Who invited the Obsessive and Extra-Compulsive Disorder Society to Denmark?” we worried, wondering if they would lose their… Read More ›
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Woman Says Lingerie Store Fired Her For Being Too Hot
A woman claims she was fired after being told she was “too hot” to work at a Manhattan lingerie store called “Native Intimates”. According to the woman’s lawyer, Gloria Allred, “Days after being hired, she was told by a supervisor… Read More ›
Burned By The Facebook IPO? It could be worse!
Since Facebook went public just over a week ago, there have been allegations that prior to the IPO Morgan Stanley selectively disclosed reduced analyst estimates for the company’s earnings to certain investors. Speaking of disclosure, the IPO also faced glitches… Read More ›
3 Worse Reality TV Shows Clay Aiken Could Finish 2nd On
American Idol season #2 runner up, Clay Aiken, proved two is his lucky number by finishing 2nd to Arsenio Hall on last night’s season finale of Donald Trump’s reality show, the Celebrity Apprentice. As the Clay Aiken American Idol finale was… Read More ›
Donor leaves $14,505 Cash To Goodwill By Accident?
According to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, a man delivering boxes of Christmas ornaments to Goodwill may have inadvertently included $14,505 of cash in a box. The bad news: Goodwill can’t find the man to give him the money back, even after running… Read More ›
350 Pound Man Cut Off At All You Can Eat Fish Fry
A 350 pound, 6’6″ tall man was cut off at an all you can eat fish fry restaurant near Milwaukee after eating twelve pieces of fish. According to the news report, which can be viewed here, the man was a… Read More ›
GM To Stop Advertising On Facebook! Where Will 15 Year-Olds In The Market For Cars Search Now?
According to the Wall Street Journal, according to Barron’s, according to my ability to read the English language, General Motors plans to stop buying ads on Facebook! This is terrible news for every 15 year-old unlicensed driver in the market… Read More ›
My Big Fat Greek Tuesday
According to CNBC, Greece has until tomorrow, Tuesday, May 14, 2012 to repay 436 Euros of debt to the three percent of bondholders who did not voluntarily tender their bonds for less money than they were worth earlier this year…. Read More ›
Adam Carolla In Aresenio Hall’s Dawgpound After Celebrity Apprentice Video
On last night’s episode of NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice, the final two celebrities were chosen by Donald Trump to compete head to head for their charities in the finale: Clay Aiken and Arsenio Hall. As part of the final task, the… Read More ›
Man Implants Magnets In His Arm To Affix iPod
A tattoo artist has implanted magnets into his arm so that he can wear an iPod Nano without a strap. A tattoo is forever, but as acknowledged by the artist, the current model of the iPod Nano won’t be forever,… Read More ›
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