Everyone’s talking about how angry people are these days, and that’s why Donald Trump is leading the Republican race… here are 3 angry candidates we’d like to see run as third parties. Metallica. They have an album called Saint Anger, which… Read More ›
Month: March 2016
Chachi Wants Trump To Make America Great Again
On Fox News’ Judge Jeanie show last night, Scott Baio revealed he endorses Donald Trump. 3 Observations About This Story So the guy who was famous in the 1980s for playing a character from the 1950s wants to make America… Read More ›
Report: Google Car Hits Bus To Avoid Sandbag
The AP reports that Google has updated its driverless car software after a car driving around sandbags assumed a bus would yield to it. Nobody was hurt, making this a victory for sandbags everywhere. 3 Questions That Arise From This… Read More ›
Coach Breaks Hand During Pep Talk Gone Awry
The Bleacher Report reports that Arkansas-Little Rock basketball coach Chris Beard broke his hand by apparently punching a dry-erase board during a pep talk. Here’s a more specific quote from the coach to the media: “A dry-erase board took a… Read More ›
We’re Sure Creating Chickens With Dinosaur Legs Will Work Out Just Fine
CBC reports that researchers in Chile have grown chicken embryos engineered to have dinosaur-like eggs. The reason? To try to learn more about how birds evolved from dinosaurs… As budding scientists, we have: 3 Notes About This Story Whatever results… Read More ›
3 Suggestions For Alternative Fox News Programming Now That Final GOP Debate Cancelled
Fox News has cancelled the final debate before the Republican convention because Donald Trump said he could not make it, which lead to John Kasich saying he would not attend without Trump. Since there’s a free slot to fill, we… Read More ›
Bill O’Reilly Has Some (Unintentionally) Funny Ideas About Business
On last night’s “Talking Points” segment of his show, Bill O’Reilly explained recent Trump protests using the following two “points”: George Soros, a “radical,” contributed to the protests through moveon.org. Donald Trump is just talking like a businessman. He has… Read More ›
Are We The Only Ones Noticing Trump Is Winning Mostly Open Primaries?
Trump has seemed like a joke candidate from the beginning, but is the joke on him? We ask this because we see nobody talking about this on CNN as John King looks at county-by-county results, instead talking about different voting… Read More ›
We Want Our Hour Back, Daylight Savings Time!
CBC reports that Daylight Savings Time just celebrated its 100 birthday. Despite various rationals for moving the clocks ahead, the biggest advocates of Daylight Savings Time are big business: because people spend more when it is bright outside. In honor… Read More ›
Trump Has Supporters Overflowing On Airport Runway?
During a speech to supporters at a Valencia, Ohio airport hangar today in front of his plane, Donald Trump said he had so many supporters that they couldn’t fit on the hangar, and thousands are on the runway. We don’t… Read More ›
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