Women On Their Way reports that JFK plans to open an animal airport terminal nicknamed the “Ark.” The building will reportedly include: “climate-controlled rooms for horses and cattle,” and; A departure lounge with places to eat and drink 3 Questions… Read More ›
Month: November 2015
Comcast Drops YES Network
Facebook reports Comcast has dropped the YES Network from its channel line-up. YES includes games from the Yankees and Brooklyn Nets, while Comcast owns part of the Philadelphia Flyers. 3 Slogans We Propose For Comcast Comcast: If we drop the… Read More ›
CNN Headline: “Squirrel Drops Off Endangered List”
CNN ran this headline today. We didn’t bother reading the story, however, here are 3 items we imagine are on the squirrel’s endangered list: Acorns. (someone ought to let squirrels know how common those things are so they stop storing… Read More ›
Oxford Dictionaries Names Emoji “Word Of The Year”
Complex reports that the Oxford Dictionaries has named the Emoji with tears coming out of its eyes and a smile the “Word of the Year.” Three Better Headlines For This Story “Obsolete Dictionary Maker Does Something Lame That Hopefully Goes… Read More ›
Finally, Urban Outfitters Will Sell Pizza!
Complex reports that hipster-apparel retailer Urban Outfitters has purchased a Philadelphia pizza company for the purpose of selling pizza in some of its stores. As we love helping out pizza-clothing-retailers, here are: 3 Toppings We’d Like To See On Urban… Read More ›
Google Self-Driving Car Pulled Over By Cop
CNN reports that a Mountain View, California police-officer pulled over a self-driving car, with no driver for driving too slowly. Specifically the car was driving 24 mph in a 35 mph zone, with a passenger, who apparently got a lecture,… Read More ›
Company Improves Wifi On Planes
Yahoo Finance reports that a company called GoGo demonstrated on a test flight that its in-flight WiFi system can handle data intensive services like FaceTime, Netflix, and YouTube. 3 Slogans We Recommend For Inflight WiFi Finally, you can watch Netflix… Read More ›
13-Year-Old Retires From Toy Testing Job
CNN reports that Toys ‘R’ Us Canadian Chief Play officer is retiring at the age of 13. The job apparently involves playing with toys and evaluating them for adult executives who apparently think kids still play with board games instead… Read More ›
CNN: “Trump talks Clinton’s ‘massive’ new hairdo”
CNN reports that Donald Trump commented on Hillary Clinton’s new hairdo, calling it massive. 3 Slogans We Propose For The Donald Trump Campaign Making America Great Again, By Insulting Everyone. Making America Great Again By Not Returning To Decades When… Read More ›
Crab Restaurant Testing No Tipping
CNN reports that Joe’s Crab Shack is testing a “no tipping” policy in a few restaurants. Reportedly the restaurants will increase food prices 12-15% and the move will “reduce labor costs.” 3 New Names We Propose For Joe’s Crab Shack… Read More ›
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