At tonight’s Presidential debate, Mitt Romney told moderator and former PBS anchor Jim Lehrer that although he likes Big Bird, he will still cut subsidies to PBS. 3 Other Possible Kids’ Characters Mitt Romney May Want The U.S. Government To… Read More ›
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Mitt Romney Has Spent Months Rehearsing Zingers For Tomorrow Night’s Debate
The New York Times reports that in preparation for tomorrow night’s debates, Mitt Romney has spent months rehearsing “zingers.” This is exciting news since we haven’t seen zingers made to a President since Sinbad starred in the movie First Kid…. Read More ›
Self-Driving Cars Now Legal In California, 30 Years After Knight Rider’s KITT Was Thrown In Prison
CNN reports that self-driving cars are now legal in California. “That’s soooo 1983,” declares Knight Rider’s Kitt, who was thrown in jail years before the unfunny cast of Cars 2! 3 Worse Things Than Being A Self-Driving Car In California…. Read More ›
Mitt Romney Says He Is A Fan Of Snooki!
Just yesterday, we wrote about a Chicago school teacher who joked on a picket sign that mayor Rahm Emanuel liked Nickelback. The teacher apparently thought joking that the mayor liked something generally accepted as lacking talent was a funny burn…. Read More ›
Naked Man Wanders Out Of Forest, Interrupts TV News Interview
KARK-TV in Arkansas was in the middle of interviewing an elderly couple about a tree that fell during a storm and destroyed their house, when a naked man wandered out of a forest, interrupting the interview. The man was arrested,… Read More ›
The Price Is Right Turns 40, Which Means All Of You Who Thought The Show Was At Least 50 Years Old Overbid, And Won’t Win The Showcase Showdown!
CBS News reports that epic Californian game show the Price Is Right has turned 40 years old! 3 Things Worse Things Than “The Price Is Right” Turning 40 Years Old 1. Nice grandmothers will come on the show and say… Read More ›
Is your razor blade dull? Time to find a sharp object to open the package of new blades!
We’d like to congratulate Gillette on the brand’s new Fusion Proglide blades which according to the packaging “effortlessly glide…” Although we’d be more likely to congratulate the brand if the blades came in a package that effortlessly glided open first… Read More ›
NBC Confuses Jessie Eisenberg With Mark Zuckerberg.
According to Digital Trends, while showing a shot of the crowd during an Olympic basketball event, NBC Sportscaster Bob Fitzgerald, mistakenly identified Jessie Eisenberg, who played Mark Zuckerberg in the Social Network as the real Mark Zuckerberg. The exact quote… Read More ›
NBC Reportedly Ending 30 Rock And The Office After This Season… Could It Be Worse?
According to USA Today, NBC will be ending the Office and 30 Rock this season. We at NotTheWorstNews headed to NBC’s web site to see if there were 3 objectively worse shows on America’s not-so-popular network. So here are: 3… Read More ›
Bee Watch 2012 Continues: Hillary Clinton Avoids Getting Stung At Malawian Airport!
As we continue our world-wide watch of bees in 2012, we have learned from a report in the Nyasa Times that U.S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton avoided being stung by a swarm of mystery bees while boarding a plane… Read More ›