USA Today reports that a couple handed out a goody bag to people sitting near them (and their baby) on a flight. The bag included ear plugs and a note, jokingly apologizing in advance, as if the baby wrote the… Read More ›
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Report: Man Tries To Sleep With Cash Machine In Bar
QMI Agency reports that an allegedly drunk man in Tennessee allegedly tried to have sex with a cash machine in a bar. The police were called, and told him to wait at a picnic table. And then the man allegedly… Read More ›
Under The Wire! One More Ridiculous Headline For 2013!
Here is a headline from QMI Agency today: “Sex doll sent into space.” Apparently, that’s exactly where a California-based adult products maker sent a doll named “Missy,” using a hydrogen-filled balloon. And by “apparently,” we mean they filmed a You… Read More ›
Finally, An App That Prevents Icelanders From Accidentally Marrying Their Cousins!
Bloomberg Businessweek reports that a new phone App in Iceland allows prospective picker-uppers in a bar to bump their phones together to figure out if they are related to each other! From the article: “The app includes an ‘incest-prevention alarm,… Read More ›
Just In Time For Easter: Bacon Condoms
The New York Daily News reports that J&D Foods, a company whose motto is “everything should taste like bacon,” is selling bacon condoms. Specifically, a lated condom with a printed-bacon pattern coated in “baconlube, a water-based meat-flavored personal lubricant.” We… Read More ›
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