The Huffington Post reports that early 2000s pop star, Aaron Carter, “desperately” wants Hilary Duff back. They broke up about ten years ago. Carter recently Tweeted: “Don’t be that stupid douche that loses the love of your life forever.. Like… Read More ›
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Breaking News: Video Game Cartridges That Were Thrown Away Ended Up In A Landfill Instead of Outer Space.
The Guardian reports that numerous fans observed a film documentary crew recover hundreds of cartridges of the 1980s Atari game based on the movie E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial from a New Mexico landfill. Ah, remember the good old days when people flocked… Read More ›
Breaking News: People Still Apparently Buy Printed Magazines!
Time Magazine reports that US Weekly has been alleged to have photoshopped a cover photo of nine-month old Prince George. According to Time, US Weekly responded with the following quote: “The original image used for the Prince George cover was… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Amazon Prime
Two days ago, we wrote about how Amazon Prime would be streaming shows from HBO from three years ago. “Too soon!” some of you may have said. That’s okay, the original CNN article indicated that Amazon Prime would also be… Read More ›
Facebook Survey Allows You To Say Which Kinds Of Posts You Don’t Like. Here’s 3 Things We’d Like To See Less…
Marketwatch reports that Facebook has created an optional survey, where users can look at posts, and rate them on whether they would like to see similar posts in their news feeds. The goal is apparently to reduce the priority and… Read More ›
All Your Favorite HBO Shows Are Coming To Amazon Prime In 3 Years!
CNN reports that Amazon Prime will include, as part of a streaming subscription service, older HBO shows like the Sopranos and the Wire. From the article: “The seasons of ‘Girls,’ ‘The Newsroom’ and ‘Veep’ that are premiering this year won’t be available… Read More ›
George H.W. Bush Joins Rob Kardashian In World Of High Profile Socks
We recently wrote about Rob Ford selling bobble heads and other merch to raise money for his re-election campaign. Well, looks like Republicans across the Canadian border took a page out of Rob Ford’s bobble head book,* as Business Insider… Read More ›
Student Uses 500 Pounds Of Pennies To Pay Off Tuition
HLN reports that a 24-year old Oklahoma college student paid off the final $974 owing for his tuition with 500 pounds of pennies, allowing him to graduate debt fee. 3 Less Effective Ways To Pay Off Your College Tuition 1. $974… Read More ›
A Bad Place To Hide Gold Easter Eggs May Be Near Man Who Swallowed Gold Bars
BBC News reports that a surgeon in India discovered and successfully removed 12 gold bars weighing a total of 14 ounces from a man’s stomach. Three Lessons Learned From This Story 1. This man is not in charge of hiding… Read More ›
America’s Top CEOs Make $300,000 less than Derek Jeter. Good Or Bad? You Be The Judge!
Bloomberg reports that a recent study reports that the average CEO of an S&P 500 company earns 331 times more than an average employee per year. Specifically, according to the article: “Chief executives of companies in the Standard & Poor’s… Read More ›
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