According to research by Estately, the most searched term on Google in Montana this year was “wolves.” Since we are all about helping states, here are 3 new slogans we propose for Montana, whose current slogans/nicknames include “Big Sky Country”… Read More ›
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Carly Fiorina Said Twitter Has Been Around For “Several Years”
In tonight’s GOP debate, explaining how the world has changed, former HP CEO, Carly Fiorina said Twitter and Snapchat have been around “several years.” 3 Interesting Points About This Comment Twitter has been around since 2006, a year after she… Read More ›
CNN Clock Counting Down To GOP Debate… Literally
For the past several days, CNN has featured an onscreen clock counting down the days, then minutes to Tuesday’s GOP debate. 3 Clocks We’d Rather See Count Down On CNN Number of minutes until Anthony Bourdain does a shot while… Read More ›
Last GOP Debate Of Year To Take Place At Venetian
With the last GOP debate scheduled to take place at the Venetian, here are 3 questions we’d like to see asked. “What would you do for a donation from Venetian owner Sheldon Adelson? If it involves singing and dancing on… Read More ›
Ted Cruz 10% Ahead Of Trump In Iowa Poll
CNN reports that Ted Cruz has pulled ahead of Donald Trump by 10% in an Iowa poll. 3 Candidates We’d Like To See Lead Iowa Next Those guys who lost their Iowa potato truck in those potato commercials. Losing a… Read More ›
Reports: Person Named “Bud Weisser” Allegedly Broke Into Budweiser Brewery
Time reports that a 19-year-old named “Bud Weisser” was arrested on Thursday for allegedly trespassing on a private area of the St. Louis Budweiser brewery. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Okay, media, did anyone fact check this? This sounds… Read More ›
3 New Campaign Slogans We Propose For Donald Trump’s Campaign
“Making America great again, and by ‘great’ I mean action-packed like in saloons in western movies where any drunk person could carry a gun wherever they go.” “Trump knows it’s impossible to keep a bad guy from getting a gun…. Read More ›
Walking Dead Fan Bites Show Star At Convention
CNN reports that a female Walking Dead fan has bit show star Norman Reedus at a “Walker Stalker” convention. Reportedly he won’t be pressing charges, but asks fans to not bite him. Ms. Bitey has been banned from future conventions…. Read More ›
3 Reasons To Be Happy Canadian Dollar Has Fallen To 11-Year Low
Bloomberg reports that due to declining oil prices, the Canadian dollar has fallen to an eleven year low, with one “Loonie” valued at 74.08 U.S. cents. Canadian band Nickelback will be forced to rename itself 3.702-Pennies-Back. Canada doesn’t even use… Read More ›
Report: Verizon Will Consider Buying Yahoo!
Forbes reports that Verizon “Will look at” buying Yahoo!, according to Verizon’s CFO. The company recently bought AOL. Since we’re all about helping corporations, here are: 3 New Slogans We Propose For Verizon We didn’t get to party like it… Read More ›
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