There is not a silver car with a red bow on top in your driveway today. If you’re lucky, you only got a keychain – in camouflage colors, which will make it even more difficult to find your keys. If… Read More ›
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3 Reasons Not To Be Mad At Steve Harvey
Earlier this week, Steve Harvey, while hosting the Miss Universe Pageant announced that the first-runner up was the winner, leading the wrong person to be crowned. And then he had to announce to a happy “Miss Universe” that he made… Read More ›
NY Times Rates Accuracy Of Presidential Candidates’ Statements
The New York times ran a piece looking at Politifact rankings of all the major candidates for both parties. Politifact looked at major statements by politicians made since 2007 and then ranked them from ridiculous and untrue (aka “Pants On… Read More ›
Democrats Debate In Time Slot You Would Watch “Cops” If It Was Still On Fox
The Democratic Presidential candidates apparently debated tonight – a Saturday, so we’re sure you all watched since y’all had nothing to do on a Saturday before Christmas. 3 Things That Would Have Given Democratic Debate Higher Ratings, Leading To Better Time Slot… Read More ›
Carly Fiorina Said Twitter Has Been Around For “Several Years”
In tonight’s GOP debate, explaining how the world has changed, former HP CEO, Carly Fiorina said Twitter and Snapchat have been around “several years.” 3 Interesting Points About This Comment Twitter has been around since 2006, a year after she… Read More ›
CNN Clock Counting Down To GOP Debate… Literally
For the past several days, CNN has featured an onscreen clock counting down the days, then minutes to Tuesday’s GOP debate. 3 Clocks We’d Rather See Count Down On CNN Number of minutes until Anthony Bourdain does a shot while… Read More ›
Last GOP Debate Of Year To Take Place At Venetian
With the last GOP debate scheduled to take place at the Venetian, here are 3 questions we’d like to see asked. “What would you do for a donation from Venetian owner Sheldon Adelson? If it involves singing and dancing on… Read More ›
3 New Campaign Slogans We Propose For Donald Trump’s Campaign
“Making America great again, and by ‘great’ I mean action-packed like in saloons in western movies where any drunk person could carry a gun wherever they go.” “Trump knows it’s impossible to keep a bad guy from getting a gun…. Read More ›
3 Down To The Wire Cyber Monday Republican Party Candidate Sales
Free denounced Canadian citizenship documents from Canadian-born Ted Cruz with every U.S. dollar* donated online to the Cruz campaign. Enter the secret access code to Chris Christie’s donation site, and receive a free pass to secret tunnel between New York… Read More ›
3 More Cyber Monday Republican Sales We Want To See Tomorrow
Buy anything on the internet, and Donald Trump receives 12% off support in latest polls.* Donate to Ben Carson campaign online and receive actual grain found in Egyptian pyramids.** Buy any HP product online using an HP product, and receive… Read More ›
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