CNN reports that as some Russians believe having a cat enter a new home is good luck, Russia’s largest bank, Sberbank, is offering the first 30 people who get a new mortgage a new cat. Oh, by the way, you… Read More ›
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Google Testing Delivery Drones In Australia
Google is reportedly joining Amazon in the quest to deliver products to your home using drones. According to CNN, Google is testing the technology in Australia, where items like dog food can be delivered by a drone that looks like… Read More ›
Three Laws We’d Like To See From Mayor Duke, aka the Dog Mayor of Minnesota
QMI Agency reports that a small Minnesota town has elected a seven-year-old dog as the mayor, beating out an apparent human corner-store owner. That’s right, Duke, a Great Pyrenees, is now the mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota. Now, here are three laws… Read More ›
3 Things We Hope Will Be Next Now That Austrian Billboard Ads Target Dogs
The Local (Austria’s News In English) reports that dogs are being targeted by dog treat billboards in Austria. The ads are at dog-eye level and “exude the whiff of doggy treats.” Since dogs are apparently the decision-makers of Austrian household consumption,… Read More ›
Pop Star We’ve Never Heard Of Says He Wants Hilary Duff Back
The Huffington Post reports that early 2000s pop star, Aaron Carter, “desperately” wants Hilary Duff back. They broke up about ten years ago. Carter recently Tweeted: “Don’t be that stupid douche that loses the love of your life forever.. Like… Read More ›
Cat More Rock N’ Roll Than Hall & Oates
ABC News reports that a cat leaped three stories from a burning building and was “fine” as “cats almost always fall to their feet.” This can all be seen on a video by clicking here. 3 Questions That Arise From This… Read More ›
Breaking!* Dog Summonsed To Jury Duty. Does This Mean Dogs May Decide Whether You Are Guilty (Of Clicking On Too Many Dog Stories)?
Yahoo reports that due to a clerical error, a New Jersey German Shepherd was summonsed for jury duty. The dog’s name is IV Griner, and the owner’s name is Barrett Griner IV. The Summons just said “IV Griner” because of… Read More ›
Dog Chases Commuter Train Through Two NYC Boroughs
ABC News reports that a dog chased a New York City train all the way from the Bronx to Harlem. Police rescued the collie-Shepherd cross. 3 Worse Places A Dog Could Chase Something In NYC 1. Through two boroughs of… Read More ›
Fictional Hamster Is What Passes For News In Sweden.
The Local reports that a hamster that made news reports across Sweden does not exist. “How does a hamster make national news?” you ask, in part because it’s a Saturday, and what else are you going to ask? In an… Read More ›
Digging Up A Pet Cemetery By The Hotel That Inspired The Shining? What Could Possibly Go Wrong!
USA Today reports that the hotel that inspired the Shining is planning on digging up and relocating a pet cemetery on the premises to make way for a wedding and corporate retreat pavilion. Fortunately, if you are thinking about staying… Read More ›
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