CNN reports that just a day before $85 billion in spending cuts take effect, many members of Congress have left Washington, D.C. Which means Congress has accomplished the goal we joked about on December 31 of becoming less popular, as they… Read More ›
Yahoo reports that Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler has spent $5-$6 million on drugs in his lifetime. 3 Worse Things Steven Tyler Could Spend $6 Million On 1. The $6 Million Dollar Man. The star and protagonist of the show, Lee Majors is… Read More ›
In celebration of two of our last entries commenting on the fact that the Weather Network now names winter storms names like Nemo and Gandalf… Here are 3 more networks we’d like name winter storms! 1. NBC. Now that cable company,… Read More ›
Yahoo reports that job losses of bankers in London, England, has lead to less business in London strip clubs. 3 Other Possible Impacts Of Fewer Employed Bankers 1. Now everyone can afford to hire their own personal banker for home games… Read More ›
WAFB reports in a video you can see here, that a Memphis man was arrested for impersonating a police officer. How’d he get caught? By pulling over a uniformed, off-duty police-officer. How’d he pull him over? By using an iPhone… Read More ›
CNN reports that a 99-year-old elementary school teacher, who started teaching at age 82, enjoys her job so much she refuses to retire. She teaches cooking, sewing and costume-making, which means if you want your kid to prepare all the… Read More ›
USA Today reports in this video that rapper Lupe Fiasco was escorted off the stage at a Presidential inaugural party during a performance that included lyrics mentioning that he did not vote for President Obama. 3 Worse Potential Invitees To Perform… Read More ›
Yahoo reports that according to a blog post, a software developer outsourced his own job to China, for a fraction of his salary, so that he could sit at work, spending part of the day watching cat videos. Also according… Read More ›
The Observer reports that a cat named Orlando outperformed a panel of professionals and a team of grade school students in a year-long competition to see who could earn the most investing pretend money. 3 Important Investment Lessons To Take… Read More ›
Yahoo Finance reports that AIG’s Board of Directors will consider whether joining a lawsuit tomorrow against the United States federal government in a claim alleging “the terms of the deal” bailing out AIG in 2008 were “unfair.” Under the suit,… Read More ›
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