During the “fun” part of last night’s CNN GOP Town Hall, Donald Trump said he was a fan of fast food. He really likes McDonald’s “Fish Delight” (not a real menu item). From CNN.com: “‘One bad hamburger, you can destroy… Read More ›
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Um, What Are Supreme Courts For, Again?
The purpose of a Supreme Court is to reverse or uphold decisions from lower courts, presumably to correct errors of law affecting the public interest. Yet lawyers Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz support the idea of the Senate not confirming… Read More ›
Brief Summary Of CBS GOP Debate
America should be more like it was in Ronald Reagan’s 1980s – with a debate similar to WWF wrestling and the Morton Downey Jr. show! It’s time for America’s do-nothing Congress to ensure America has a do-nothing Supreme Court by… Read More ›
Live: 3 Suggestions For Tonight’s Democratic Debate
Backdrop saying this is a “PBS NEWS HOUR” debate is clearly misleading in this two hour debate. This would be a better sponsor if the debate was held at 2:00 a.m. when Daylight Savings Time ends in a few weeks. Hey… Read More ›
Brief Summary Of The New Hampshire Primaries
Based on long lines of cars, people in Merrimack think voting is done via drive-thru. “Tell me more about this drive-thru,” we expect Chris Christie to bellow, “If it is full of voters for Trump, shut down the bridge leading… Read More ›
About Those Hillary Emails Republicans Keep Going On About
The Guardian reports that former GOP Secretaries of State Condoleezza Rice and Colin Powell used private email accounts for classified emails. Newsies out there may recall that when former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton did the same thing, it was… Read More ›
Breaking: Rick Santorum Drops Out Of Presidential Race
Also breaking: did CNN accidentally run a headline from 2012 by reporting this? Hey, CNN, we got more “breaking” 2012 news nobody cared about then – Snookie’s friend Deena hooked up with some loser with a pixelated face on Jersey Shore before the… Read More ›
We’re Not Done Delivering New Oreo Flavor Ideas!
As Oreo is changing things up with some new flavor we already forgot the name of, here are 3 more flavors we propose: Jerry Falwell, Junior-eos. These cookies are covered with icing featuring new Trump endorsements, but, not too… Read More ›
3 More Flavors Of Oreos We Predict Will Be Released
Yesterday, we wrote about the folks at Oreos shaking things up by introducing a new flavor. Here are 3 more flavours we predict may be on shelves soon… Ben Carson-eos – These contain the maximum amount of sugar allowed under… Read More ›
3 Reasons We Suspect Sarah Palin Endorsed Donald Trump
1. Since Putin seems to like Trump, this will will make her backyard barbecues more exciting when Putin strolls over from the Russian part of her backyard to the Alaskan part. 2. Foiled again by a gotcha question: “Who will… Read More ›
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