CBC reports that in Miramichi, New Brunswick, an angry beaver spent part of Tuesday delaying traffic and chasing people around the streets. The local police had the following to say: “The guys left it alone, told the citizens to leave… Read More ›
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Post Office Delivers Passport Instead Of Stuffed Animal
The Toronto Star reports that a woman in England received a surprise in the mail due to an error by Canada Post. Instead of a home-made teddy bear from her daughter in Manitoba, she received a passport belonging to a… Read More ›
1,000 People Reportedly May Have Got Food Poisoning At Food Safety Summit
QMI Agency reports that over 1,000 people got possible food poisoning at the National Food Safety Summit in Baltimore. 3 Slogans We Propose For The Food Safety Summit 1. “Food Safety Summit: Still One Of The Safest Places In Baltimore,… Read More ›
Dude, Google Found Your Car.
Search Engine Land reports that Google has updated its operating system so that now when you get out of your car, you have the option of Google recording where you parked, and telling you how to get there later. 3… Read More ›
Breaking Neutral News! Forbes Contributor Writes Piece On Why Facebook Should Take Over Forbes.
In a Forbes piece earlier this week, a Forbes Contributor explained a case as to why Facebook should buy Forbes. The title of the article was: “So What’s Next For Facebook? Why Not Purchase Forbes?” 3 More Article Titles We’d Like… Read More ›
Police Line: Do Not Cross. And Do Not Throw Out In Oakland.
Fox News reports that in a budgetary crisis, police in Oakland have been told to recycle police crime scene tape to use at other crime scenes. 3 Other Ways We Suggest Police Could Recycle Crime Scene Tape 1. To help… Read More ›
Pop Star We’ve Never Heard Of Says He Wants Hilary Duff Back
The Huffington Post reports that early 2000s pop star, Aaron Carter, “desperately” wants Hilary Duff back. They broke up about ten years ago. Carter recently Tweeted: “Don’t be that stupid douche that loses the love of your life forever.. Like… Read More ›
Breaking News: Video Game Cartridges That Were Thrown Away Ended Up In A Landfill Instead of Outer Space.
The Guardian reports that numerous fans observed a film documentary crew recover hundreds of cartridges of the 1980s Atari game based on the movie E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial from a New Mexico landfill. Ah, remember the good old days when people flocked… Read More ›
Breaking News: People Still Apparently Buy Printed Magazines!
Time Magazine reports that US Weekly has been alleged to have photoshopped a cover photo of nine-month old Prince George. According to Time, US Weekly responded with the following quote: “The original image used for the Prince George cover was… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Amazon Prime
Two days ago, we wrote about how Amazon Prime would be streaming shows from HBO from three years ago. “Too soon!” some of you may have said. That’s okay, the original CNN article indicated that Amazon Prime would also be… Read More ›
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