Pop star Demi Lovato is appearing in a new public service announcement for AT&T, brining attention to an initiative called #X. In it, as far as we can tell, Ms. Lovato wants to encourage people to stop reading texts and… Read More ›
Humor
Monkey Instructional Videos.
Discovery reports that a recent study indicates showing monkeys instructional videos that demonstrate how to open artificial fruit taught monkeys how to open artificial fruit. We assume “artificial fruit” is the secret ingredient to our favorite fruit-flavored-drinks. And now it’s… Read More ›
Russian Bank Has Lame Promotion Involving Lending Cats
CNN reports that as some Russians believe having a cat enter a new home is good luck, Russia’s largest bank, Sberbank, is offering the first 30 people who get a new mortgage a new cat. Oh, by the way, you… Read More ›
Breaking: Panda “Fakes” Pregnancy*
QMI Agency reports that a Panda in China fakes pregnancy to get treats. Once the Panda stopped getting treats, it stopped acting pregnant. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Does this explain why a giant panda was parked… Read More ›
Your Bacteria Takes Over Your Hotel Rooms… Without Even Using Trivago
The Washington Post reports that recent research reveals humans have their own personal bacteria colonies, unique to them, like fingerprints. This bacteria is present in your home, and if you leave your home to say, travel, it will reportedly wipe… Read More ›
Google Testing Delivery Drones In Australia
Google is reportedly joining Amazon in the quest to deliver products to your home using drones. According to CNN, Google is testing the technology in Australia, where items like dog food can be delivered by a drone that looks like… Read More ›
Apple Invites People To Mysterious Event, Wishing It Could Say More
Business Insider reports that Apple has sent out invitations to an event on September 9, 2014, featuring the words “Wish we could say more.” 3 Attempts By Us To Interpret The Meaning Of The Words 1. Siri will now give details… Read More ›
Top Republicans Profited Over Companies Planning On Leaving America To Save On Tax
Bloomberg reports that Speaker of the House, John Boehner, and David Camp, whose committee reportedly controls tax policy, both own shares in a company called Medtronic. Medtronic announced plans to take over an Irish company called Covidien Plc. This is… Read More ›
Report: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Wants To Stop Cancellation of Jesus-In-The-City Parade
The Toronto Sun reports that a parade called “Jesus-In-The-City,” originally scheduled for next month, had to be cancelled due to conflicting scheduled road works on the parade route. 3 Possible Solutions 1. If Jesus can walk on water, certainly he can… Read More ›
You Will NEVER Believe What Mind-Blowing Change Facebook Is Making!
Marketwatch reports that Facebook is cracking down on “click-bait” You know, those links to “news” articles that promise you something awesome to get you to click on something not awesome. Three More Suggestions to Eliminate Click-Bait 1. Stop clicking on anything… Read More ›
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