CNBC reports that rapper 50 Cent said under oath that a 65-karat ring he posted on Instagram was leased. He further swore that his fancy cars and jewelry are leased, not owned. Here are 3 Real 50 Cent lyrics we… Read More ›
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You Thought That Person On A Phone At A Theater Annoyed You
Yahoo reports that a teen who admits he was drinking recently got on stage at the Broadway play “Hand to God” to try to plug his phone charger into an onstage outlet. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1…. Read More ›
3 Names We Proposes If NHL Expands To Three Cities
Yahoo reports that the NHL is considering expansion. The contending cities include “top candidate” Las Vegas; “the leading candidate” Seattle; and Portland. Sorry Portland, not everyone can be the #1 candidate in a Yahoo News story! So what should these… Read More ›
Japan Finally Opens Hotel Run By Robots
Earlier this year, we wrote about a Japanese hotel that would feature robotic concierge and cleaning staff. The Next Digit reports that the “Strange Hotel” has now opened, and as an added bonus, value-conscious travellers will not have to “top… Read More ›
San Jose Mecury News Publishes Online Article That Reads Like The Onion
The San Jose Mercury News published an article about a company planned to be spun off by Yahoo named “Aabaco Holdings Inc.” The article was entitled “Yahoo’s Alibaba spinoff has a new name, but it’s already taken.” This might be… Read More ›
We Have 3 Better Names For Tesla’s “Ludicrous Mode”
Zacks reports that Tesla Motors announced today a new version of its model S electric car featuring “Ludicrous mode” which goes zero to 60 in under 3 seconds. Here are 3 names we’d rather see… 1. Ludacris Mode – tells… Read More ›
Some Psychologists Just Said Your Selfie Probably Makes You A Terrible Person
MarketWatch reports that two new studies indicate that people who post more selfies on social media are likely to have the dark triad of character traits: narcissism, Machiavellianism, and psychopathy. 3 Comments We Imagine Readers Would Post If The Above… Read More ›
Have You Been Paying Too Much For Cat-Training Aids?
Yahoo Finance reports that Amazon Prime Day, a shopping day Amazon created and promised to be bigger than Black Friday, may be turning out to be a flop. Among the items reported to be on sale are “cat-training aids.” What… Read More ›
3 More Stunts We’d Like To See Tom Cruise Perform
Digg Video reports that Tom Cruise did some of his own stunts for the latest Mission Impossible movie, including hanging on to the exterior of a plane in flight. Here are 3 more stunts we’d like to see the actor… Read More ›
3 New Album Titles We Propose For 50 Cent After He Filed For Bankruptcy
Business Insider reports that 50 Cent has filed for bankruptcy. He was reportedly worth half a billion in 2007, in part due to selling a minority stake in Vitamin Water to Coca-Cola. The bankruptcy was reportedly caused due to losing… Read More ›
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