It will be interesting to see what songs Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney use for entrance or post-speech themes for tonight’s and tomorrow night’s GOP convention speeches. It’s hard to find a good entrance theme when most cool bands seem likely… Read More ›
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Hey, If You Farm Thousands Of Turtles, Eventually You’re Going To Get The Most Boring Prison Break Ever!
Thanks to funny blogger List of X for emailing us about this news story about a turtle prison break from Chattanooga, Tennessee! Specifically, 1,600 turtles were released from a turtle farm when alleged “pranksters” knocked down the fences. 3 Worse… Read More ›
3 Worse Things Your House-Sitter Could Do Than Steal Your Credit Card
Today is the final day of our week-long celebration of our readers! And our final entry in this series is inspired by blogger clotildajamcracker and her entry “Pirates Of The Dirty White T-Shirts.” This funny blog entry segues from commentary… Read More ›
Is Mitt Romney Inadvertently Implying A President’s Job Can Include Doing Nothing?
A recent series of Boston Globe articles reported that despite telling the public that he “left Bain Capital in 1999” and “relinquished all management authority” that Mitt Romney was the CEO of Bain Capital, according to SEC filings in 2002…. Read More ›
3 Worse Outfits A Monkey Waiter Could Wear In This Japanese Restaurant Employing Monkey Waiters
We found this creepy video on CNN’s web site, that we encourage you to watch, of a Japanese restaurant that apparently has to abide by different health code practices than strip clubs in stringent British Columbia, Canada, which we wrote… Read More ›
National Geographic Poll: Obama Better Suited For U.F.O. Invasion Than Romney
According to a National Geographic study reported in the LA Times, 65% of Americans believe that U.S. President Barack Obama would be better able to handle an alien attack than Mitt Romney. In fairness to Mitt Romney, this is National… Read More ›
Mitt Romney’s Hotmail Account Allegedly Hacked By Guessing His Pet’s Name!
According to Gawker, a tipster alleges that he or she hacked Mitt Romney’s Hotmail account (mittromney@hotmail.com). The tipster was able to breach the Presidential candidate’s account by apparently guessing his favorite pet’s name. Apparently, on Hotmail, a user or hacker… Read More ›
Another 3 Disclosures Vaguer Than Mitt Romney’s Net Worth Disclosure
As we recently wrote about here, the Mitt Romney campaign “disclosed” that Mitt’s net worth is somewhere between $84 Million and $256 Million. That’s $172 million difference, enough money to buy the NHL’s Winnipeg Jets hockey team. Can you imagine… Read More ›
Mitt Romney Discloses His Net Worth Is Between $84 Million and $256 Million
CNN reported yesterday that the Mitt Romney Campaign disclosed that his net worth was between $84 Million and $256 Million. Or in other words, Mitt Romney may or may not have $172 million in assets… who knows, it’s so hard to account… Read More ›
Which Mercia Does Romney Want To Be President Of?
As you probably have read in the news by now, a Mitt Romney official iPhone App mistakenly spelled “America” as “Amercia”! 3 Worse Outcomes For Mitt Romney As A Result of Hiring Someone Unable To Spell “America” 1. To show… Read More ›
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