CNN reported that a San Diego fireworks display meant to celebrate the Fourth Of July was unintentionally ignited early, resulting in the entire show lasting 15 seconds. For those who attended the event and feel short-changed, remember, it could be… Read More ›
Humor
NotTheWorstNews Seeks To Set Cal Ripken-Like Consecutive Comedy Blog Entry Record, Just In Time For Tonight’s MLB All-Star Game!
This is the 17th consecutive day that NotTheWorstNews has posted a comedic entry. Thanks to all the followers who have “clicked” like on various entries. This reminded us that Baltimore Oriole great, Cal Ripken, Jr., set the Major League Baseball… Read More ›
Doctor Tells 65-Year-Old Swedish Man “You’re Pregnant!” Here’s What We’d Tell The Doctor!
According to the Local, aka “Sweden’s News In English,” a doctor told a 65-year-old Swedish man he was pregnant. When we see headlines like these in the Local, we often wonder if someone is mis-translating Swedish news into English. According… Read More ›
Woman Offers Soul For $2,000 On eBay, Undercut By Other Soul-Selling Dude
An Albuquerque, New Mexico woman, who describes her self as an “atheist,” has attempted to sell her soul on eBay, according to a report from Eyewitness News 4/KOB.com that can be viewed here. According to the report, eBay removed her… Read More ›
Pennsylvania Alleged Food Thief Less Ambitious Than Transylvania Alleged Food Thieves!
Yesterday we wrote about a massive alleged theft of garlic by men in Transylvania. Time to move on to another wacky alleged food theft in another vania, namely, Pennsylvania! The Huffington Post reports that a potato chip trail lead police to… Read More ›
3 Worse Fictional Characters A New Zealand Reporter Could Have To Interview Than Cookie Monster
The New Zealand Herald news “reports” that Sesame Street characters Cookie Monster and Elmo “were game for a bungy jump if they ever came to New Zealand together.” “Will they or won’t they?” wonders probably nobody except the puppet masters who… Read More ›
3 Worse Things Chicago Cabbies Could Use To Boost Your Fare If You Vomit Beyond A $50 Fee
According to RedEyeChicago, cab drivers in Chicago will soon be allowed to add $50 to the fare if a passenger vomits in their car. This sounds reasonable to us, until Chicago cab drivers start taking detours down Roller Coaster Avenue,… Read More ›
3 Worse Things Than Having A Gun Pulled On You After You Pass Gas, Which Allegedly Happened To A NJ Man
NJ.com reports that a 72 year-old man from Teaneck, New Jersey was arrested after police say the elderly man heard his neighbor pass gas, and then allegedly pulled a gun on the neighbor. The elderly man was charged with aggravated… Read More ›
3 Worse Outfits A Monkey Waiter Could Wear In This Japanese Restaurant Employing Monkey Waiters
We found this creepy video on CNN’s web site, that we encourage you to watch, of a Japanese restaurant that apparently has to abide by different health code practices than strip clubs in stringent British Columbia, Canada, which we wrote… Read More ›
3 Worse Places You Could Receive A $3 Surcharge For Rudely Talking On Your Phone Than A Vermont Deli
The Consumerist reported yesterday that a Vermont deli imposed a new surcharge for its customers warning in a sign that “$3 will be added to your total if you fail to GET OFF YOUR PHONE while at the counter. IT’S… Read More ›
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