Wired reports that Google is making a smart watch with luxury watch maker Tag Heurer to compete with the Apple Watch. Here are 3 slogans we propose for the watch… 1. “Google: We Wait For Apple To Invent Stuff, Then… Read More ›
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Apple to unveil Apple Watch on Monday. Here Are 3 Features We’d Like To See…
1. App that laughs at $30,000 watches that only tell time. (Said $30,000 watches will retaliate by blinding the Apple Watch using the sun and their diamond-encrusted bands. Then they will run away to pawn shops crying little diamond tears.)… Read More ›
New Watch Will Allow Friends To Text You Messages Suggesting You Get A Less Nerdy Watch
The NY Times reports that Samsung has introduced a “smart watch” that can take pictures, tell you what time it is, and even take phone calls (only if you also have a Samsung phone or tablet on bluetooth nearby). From… Read More ›
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