CNBC reports that Spotify has obtained the exclusive streaming rights to the music of Led Zeppelin. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. “My vision is not very good, being 60 years old and all, and I thought you… Read More ›
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Snow In Las Vegas? Will That Reduce Demand For All The Indoor Ice Bars?
CNN reports that a winter storm may bring snow to Las Vegas. 3 Comments We Would Expect If It Snows In Las Vegas 1. “Snow has been around since at least 1600, but I want to bring in an expert,… Read More ›
3 Potential Slogans For Airlines If They Let You Use Smart Phones
CNN reports that the U.S. government is considering lifting inflight bans of cell phone calls. According to the article, for just millions of dollars, airplanes can be equipped to let you make cell phone calls, which carriers would likely recoup… Read More ›
Does It Take A Coffee Company To Get The Tea Party To Get Its Act Together?
CNBC reports that Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz has spoken with over half of the members of the 30 companies used to calculate the Dow Jones Industrial average, and they are all “disgusted” with the government shutdown situation. By mid-morning today,… Read More ›
Is Mitt Romney Inadvertently Implying A President’s Job Can Include Doing Nothing?
A recent series of Boston Globe articles reported that despite telling the public that he “left Bain Capital in 1999” and “relinquished all management authority” that Mitt Romney was the CEO of Bain Capital, according to SEC filings in 2002…. Read More ›
Facebook Just Secretly Changed Your Email Address! But Could It Be Worse?
So, check your Facebook account lately? Perhaps you were spending too much time enjoying the NotTheWorstNews‘ Facebook page, and not enough time being a narcissist to notice that Facebook changed your primary e-mail account visible in your profile, without your… Read More ›
“Dead Man” Runs For President Of India To Prove He’s Alive
According to the Telegraph, a 32-year-old man, was officially declared to be dead after steps to declare him deceased were taken by vindictive family members upset that he wanted to marry a woman known as an “untouchable.” He has spent nine… Read More ›
3 Products With “Smart” In Their Names That May Make You Feel Less Smart Than Your Smart Phone
According to the Street.com’s analysis of smart phone information provided by Apple last week, Google Android users don’t seem to know how to use their phones, with about 70% of them apparently not knowing how to use WiFi. We at… Read More ›
3 Worse Things That Could Lead To A Positive Drug Test Than Baby Shampoos
Time Magazine reported yesterday that certain baby soaps and shampoos lead to positive test results for marijuana in newborns. Products included shampoo manufactured by Johnson & Johnson, which despite the tests, do not contain marijuana. So please don’t try to… Read More ›
3 Worse Things Than Reading Your Date Was Bad On A Blog
We at NotTheWorstNews check out the blogs of our recent followers whenever we can. Yesterday we visited the blog of popular blogger mothstoaflame, who shares dating stories, so check out her blog to read some. She either gives the men “code”… Read More ›
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