The Democratic Presidential candidates apparently debated tonight – a Saturday, so we’re sure you all watched since y’all had nothing to do on a Saturday before Christmas. 3 Things That Would Have Given Democratic Debate Higher Ratings, Leading To Better Time Slot… Read More ›
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Customers Who Liked Our Drones Also Liked Our Jets
CNBC reports that Amazon is in talks to lease 20 Boeing 767 jets to start its own delivery service and skip the middle man. Since we’re all about giving free advice to corporations, here are: 3 New Slogans We Propose… Read More ›
That Douchebag Punk Who Raised The Price Of Medicine Arrested
Reuters reports that 32-Year-Old drug company CEO Martin Shkreli has been arrested for alleged securities fraud involving ponzi schemes. You may recall him on the news for raising the price of a life-saving drug from $13.50 a pill to $750…. Read More ›
3 New Slogans For Montana Based On What Residents Searched For On Google In 2015
According to research by Estately, the most searched term on Google in Montana this year was “wolves.” Since we are all about helping states, here are 3 new slogans we propose for Montana, whose current slogans/nicknames include “Big Sky Country”… Read More ›
Carly Fiorina Said Twitter Has Been Around For “Several Years”
In tonight’s GOP debate, explaining how the world has changed, former HP CEO, Carly Fiorina said Twitter and Snapchat have been around “several years.” 3 Interesting Points About This Comment Twitter has been around since 2006, a year after she… Read More ›
CNN Clock Counting Down To GOP Debate… Literally
For the past several days, CNN has featured an onscreen clock counting down the days, then minutes to Tuesday’s GOP debate. 3 Clocks We’d Rather See Count Down On CNN Number of minutes until Anthony Bourdain does a shot while… Read More ›
Last GOP Debate Of Year To Take Place At Venetian
With the last GOP debate scheduled to take place at the Venetian, here are 3 questions we’d like to see asked. “What would you do for a donation from Venetian owner Sheldon Adelson? If it involves singing and dancing on… Read More ›
Ted Cruz 10% Ahead Of Trump In Iowa Poll
CNN reports that Ted Cruz has pulled ahead of Donald Trump by 10% in an Iowa poll. 3 Candidates We’d Like To See Lead Iowa Next Those guys who lost their Iowa potato truck in those potato commercials. Losing a… Read More ›
Reports: Person Named “Bud Weisser” Allegedly Broke Into Budweiser Brewery
Time reports that a 19-year-old named “Bud Weisser” was arrested on Thursday for allegedly trespassing on a private area of the St. Louis Budweiser brewery. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Okay, media, did anyone fact check this? This sounds… Read More ›
3 New Campaign Slogans We Propose For Donald Trump’s Campaign
“Making America great again, and by ‘great’ I mean action-packed like in saloons in western movies where any drunk person could carry a gun wherever they go.” “Trump knows it’s impossible to keep a bad guy from getting a gun…. Read More ›
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