Kraft foods issued a press release today entitled “JELL-O to Save the World From Mayan Apocalypse.” The company suggests it will: “…try to save the world from the Mayan-predicted apocalypse by appeasing the gods with an unexpected and fun offering… Read More ›
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After U.S. Election Results, Romney Voters Threaten To Move To Conservative Winter Wonderland Of Canada
CNN reports that some voters who are upset that Mitt Romney did not get elected are threatening to move to Canada… you know, the country with universal healthcare, tighter banking regulation, legalized gay marriage, and countless other policies the Republican… Read More ›
3 Worse Possible Ties Than A Romney-Biden White House.
USA Today, and media outlets everywhere are asking: “Can a tie result in a Romney-Biden White House?” Basically this could “possibly” happen because if there was an electoral college tie, and the Republicans maintain control of the House, they get… Read More ›
Trust No One… Especially Ninjas Who Use “Ninja” As Their Login Passwords
Time reports that a company that ranks bad online passwords has released its annual list of common “worst” passwords. Included on the list are the words “welcome,” “ninja, ” and “trustno1”. Does this mean more people are welcoming ninjas into… Read More ›
Mitt Romney Says He Has Met Some People In Appleton, Wisconsin. Doesn’t really have a story about them, but he met them.
In tonight’s third and final U.S. Presidential debate, Mitt Romney said he met “some of those” people who faced economic challenges since Obama took office. “I’ve met ’em in Appleton, Wisconsin,” said Romney, “I’ve met a young woman in Philadelphia… Read More ›
Glenn Beck Launches Line Of Jeans… While Model In The Jeans Launches A Spaceship.
The Hollywood Reporter reports that conservative commentator Glenn Beck has launched a line of made-in-the-USA jeans, under the brand name “1791 Supply Co.”, named after the year the U.S. Constitution was ratified. You can watch the promo video by clicking here…. Read More ›
Cell Phone “Butt Dialing” Contributes To 100 Million Non-Emergency 9-1-1 Calls Each Year
The Daily reports that as more and more people inadvertently dial 9-1-1 with their cell phones in their pockets, that 40 out of 100 9-1-1 calls in America are now illegitimate. The good news, is this has lead to one… Read More ›
The Machines Are Taking Over! A Computer Program Was Responsible For 4% Of All Quote Traffic On U.S. Markets Last Week…
CNBC reports a mystery algorithm was responsible for 4% of U.S. quote stock market quote traffic last week! Don’t worry – it’s not like some mystery computer just accumulated 4% of U.S. companies, and will now act as an activist… Read More ›
Mitt Romney Has Spent Months Rehearsing Zingers For Tomorrow Night’s Debate
The New York Times reports that in preparation for tomorrow night’s debates, Mitt Romney has spent months rehearsing “zingers.” This is exciting news since we haven’t seen zingers made to a President since Sinbad starred in the movie First Kid…. Read More ›
Company sells toilet paper with ads on it! Part 1 of a two part story.
CNBC reports that Michigan company has begun selling toilet paper featuring advertising. From the article: “Advertisers… include a smoothie maker, insurance office and doctor’s office. Star Toilet Paper then offers its ad-filled TP for free to venues including libraries, restaurants,… Read More ›
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