Yesterday we wrote about a massive alleged theft of garlic by men in Transylvania. Time to move on to another wacky alleged food theft in another vania, namely, Pennsylvania! The Huffington Post reports that a potato chip trail lead police to… Read More ›
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Transylvanian Men Caught In Cliche Garlic Heist!
According to the Austrian Times, Austrian police have arrested five men from Transylvania for allegedly stealing 9.5 tonnes of garlic from Spain. “But I don’t know the metric system,” you worriedly say, “and therefore can’t put a reference point of… Read More ›
3 Worse Things Than Getting Fired From Your Job Due To Your Religious Beliefs
We have selected our final entry to our challenge to readers to provide us with bad news, which comes from blogger List Of X, who recently wrote a funny entry on Mitt Romney math you should check out. List Of… Read More ›
Are Satan’s Presidential Hopes In Jeopardy After “Vote Satan” Sign Stolen From Couple’s Lawn?
According to CBS News Denver, in a video report that can be viewed here, a Satanist couple from Mountainview, California, alleges that someone stole a “Vote Satan” sign from their home. Interestingly, thieves didn’t touch other items decorating their yard,… Read More ›
3 Worse Places To Swim Than A Lake Full Of Teethy Pacu Fish On The Fourth Of July
We recently asked readers to send in their own links to bad news stories that we could use to remind everyone that whatever news they are reading, it’s Not The Worst News. Our second submission that we have selected, comes… Read More ›
3 Worse Fictional Characters A New Zealand Reporter Could Have To Interview Than Cookie Monster
The New Zealand Herald news “reports” that Sesame Street characters Cookie Monster and Elmo “were game for a bungy jump if they ever came to New Zealand together.” “Will they or won’t they?” wonders probably nobody except the puppet masters who… Read More ›
3 Worse Things Chicago Cabbies Could Use To Boost Your Fare If You Vomit Beyond A $50 Fee
According to RedEyeChicago, cab drivers in Chicago will soon be allowed to add $50 to the fare if a passenger vomits in their car. This sounds reasonable to us, until Chicago cab drivers start taking detours down Roller Coaster Avenue,… Read More ›
3 Worse Things Than Having A Gun Pulled On You After You Pass Gas, Which Allegedly Happened To A NJ Man
NJ.com reports that a 72 year-old man from Teaneck, New Jersey was arrested after police say the elderly man heard his neighbor pass gas, and then allegedly pulled a gun on the neighbor. The elderly man was charged with aggravated… Read More ›
Want To Have A Meal On Stage With A Stripper? Good Luck With That In Stringent British Columbia!
According to Metro, a Victoria, British Columbia, burlesque dancer was told that due to local liquor licensing rules she could not do her “PG-13” show on stage, but she could strip fully naked. Apparently B.C.’s Liquor Control Board had problems… Read More ›
Your Country Is Probably Not The Happiest Country In The World!
As our dear readers may recall, less than a month ago, we wrote about the fact that the OECD named Denmark the “World’s Happiest Country.” Days later, Bloomberg reported that the OECD changed their mind and gave that designation to… Read More ›
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