The Toronto Sun reports that a report about a security camera video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford suggests that the Mayor was intoxicated in a parking garage on Easter Monday. The Mayor’s brother, Doug, had this explanation about the Mayor… Read More ›
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Report: Man Tries To Sleep With Cash Machine In Bar
QMI Agency reports that an allegedly drunk man in Tennessee allegedly tried to have sex with a cash machine in a bar. The police were called, and told him to wait at a picnic table. And then the man allegedly… Read More ›
Drunk Man Tries To Put Out Eternal Flame In Paris With An Extinguisher, Should Have Looked Up “Eternal” In Dictionary Instead
The Local reports that a drunk man tried to use a fire extinguisher to put out the eternal flame at the Arc de Triomphe. 3 More Bad Flames To Spray With A Fire Extinguisher 1. The image of a fire in… Read More ›
Allegedly Drunk Man Swims From Canada To Detroit… At Night… We Only Wish Someone Asked Him If He “Had Anything To Declare” At The Border!
The Windsor Star reports a man was charged with public intoxication after swimming across the Detroit River to Detroit late Monday evening and trying to swim back to Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Apparently he didn’t swim to a border crossing, where… Read More ›
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