CNBC reports that the Pentagon is spending money on Klingon Research. Specifically, the Pentagon paid nearly $100,000 on a workshop session called “Did Jesus Die for Klingons, Too?” 3 Bigger Wastes Of Government Money Than Klingon Workshop Sessions. 1. Klingon… Read More ›
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Donald Trump Tweets Something About Something
During last night’s election coverage, Donald Trump tweeted some angry stuff, some of which was reportedly subsequently deleted. One tweet stated: “our nation is a once great nation divided.” Three More Pointless Rhetorical Comments A Blowhard Could Tweet 1. “Our… Read More ›
The Big Decision On Everyone’s Mind Today: Will CNN Break Out The Will.i.am Hologram During Its Election Coverage Again?
As some of you may recall from its election night coverage in 2008, CNN broke out the “hologram” by interviewing holograms of CNN reporter Jessica Yellin, and Black Eyed Peas star Will.i.am. 3 Holograms We Would Like To See On… Read More ›
Cab Drivers Of Hong Kong Apparently Believe Birds Are Not Animals
Here is a photo taken from a cab list of fare rules in Hong Kong, China. As you can see, there is a $5 HK surcharge for every “animal or bird” you bring in the cab. Note there is no… Read More ›
Poll Of People Who Give Away Personal Information To Strangers On Phone Indicates Close Election!
A recent CNN poll indicates that President Obama has a four point lead over Mitt Romney, which is within the survey’s sampling error. 3 More “Sampling Errors” In Any Poll 1. Sampling people who give away their personal information to anyone… Read More ›
Google Inadvertently Invades Its Own Privacy
Yahoo reports that Google accidentally released a weak earnings report hours before schedule, after which the stock plunged. We extend our sympathies to Google, for not making as much money as some analysts hoped in its business of revealing everyone’s… Read More ›
British Rescuers Spend 3 Hours Trying To Rescue The Lucy Van Pelt Of Goats!
The Mail reports that a goat, trapped on a cliff in England for five days, was about to be rescued from a team descending 70 feet down toward the cliff, when the goat decided to jump off the cliff… to… Read More ›
Glenn Beck Launches Line Of Jeans… While Model In The Jeans Launches A Spaceship.
The Hollywood Reporter reports that conservative commentator Glenn Beck has launched a line of made-in-the-USA jeans, under the brand name “1791 Supply Co.”, named after the year the U.S. Constitution was ratified. You can watch the promo video by clicking here…. Read More ›
3 Ways Paul Ryan Can Mess Up Joe Biden At Tomorrow Night’s Debate
At the Presidential debate, some suggested Mitt Romney caught the President off guard by “stretching” the truth. You know, things like Romney saying he will not lower taxes on the wealthy in the debate, when his own campaign web site… Read More ›
Hundreds Of Adults Attend “My Little Pony” Toy Convention In U.K.
According to the Local, hundreds of adults ranging in age from their 20s to their 40s attended “U.K. PonyCon 2012,” a convention based on the Hasbro toy initially launched in the 1980s, “My Little Pony.” 3 Less Fun Toy Conventions… Read More ›
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